When the world learned that Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Refaeli parted ways, we celebrated by posting phenomenal photos of Bar Rafaeli’s rack (duh). Then reports surfaced that Leo is now hooking up with hottie Ashley Greene, so we posted her sexiest pics. Here at COED we discourage player hating, so we thought we’d pay tribute to Leo’s “changing of the guard” with a look back at his unbelievably hot lineage of lovely ladies. See the list after the jump!

He wanted you to show him the blueprints. He asked if you could spare some timber. And he’s absolutely mindf**ked you the bejesus out of you with his past two theatrical releases. In short, Leo does what he wants when he wants, no questions asked. He’s one of the most versatile actors in cinema and quite possibly the best actor of his generation.

Saw 3d topped the competish last weekend pulling in $22 mil and averaging $8k per screen. Please don’t make 7 more. Just… don’t. The Girl Who Kicked The Hornet’s Nest almost cracked the top 10, which is impressive considering it only played on 154 screens. This weekend’s entries feature a masturbating dog, a dumb hiker, a villain turned hero, a law breaking sheriff, black chicks, and hilarious suicide bombers. Celebrate Lil Wayne’s release from jail with some movie previews!

The Social Network out-friended Life As We Know It last weekend pulling in $15 mil. This week features pranksters, seniors, overachievers, crime families, insecure dudes, and black Presidents who want to rob you blind! Happy Boss Day, you’re FIRED! Now, you can read our previews.

Expendables shot its way to #1 whlie Eat Pray Queef ate prayed and queefed its way into the second slot. Scott Pilgrim failed to conquer America, coming in at #5. There are like 80 movies releasing this week, so you might want to grab a sandwich or a snack. Hold your breath, we’re goin’ in!

Piranha 3D
The Weinstein Company
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Eight months ago Governor Eliot Spitzer was busted for his involvement in a high end prostitution ring. But yesterday it was announced that federal prosecutors have dropped all criminal charges against the former governor for his involvement.
After the jump let’s hop in the time machine and revisit this scandal.… Click to read more

Having already guaranteed a place in hell, we at COED thought that since Mr. Spitzer could “blow” $80,000 on high-priced unknown vagina, what would the going rates be for high-priced celebrity vagina. We pondered the current Emperors Club Diamond Scale and drafted up our list.
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