Twenty-four-year-old German model and former basketball player Julia Stegner is better at just sitting there than I am at anything. I mean, c’mon – she’s not even giving the rest of us a chance to look good. I guess that’s why she’s been modeling for companies like Dolce & Gabbana, Ralph Lauren, and Dior since age 15. The only thing I’ve done well since 15 is drink. So… cheers!

Julia Stegner is Today’s Daily Snapshot – Check out the gallery!

Want to poke a supermodel? Of course you do! So why not poke the hottest supermodels on the planet – the 35 lovely ladies of Victoria’s Secret, who will be walking around nearly naked for an hour tonight on CBS for the 2008 Victoria’s Secret fashion show. As your digital wing-men, we’ve found the Facebook pages for every single model on the Victoria’s Secret roster, from Adriana Lima to Selita Ebanks. (Sorry, to actually “poke” a supermodel, you’re going to have to do a hell of a lot more than just f**k around on the Internet.) So while you’re salivating over Candice Swanepoel, hit her up on Facebook and let her know how rockingly awesome she looks. And tell her we said “Hi.”

[click each photo to "poke" the model on Facebook]

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