Well, it’s been nice knowing all of you. While I’m not sure if Jesus will take me or not, I do know there is plenty of material on the interwebs to help you once the time comes to check out. We’ve got playlists, fashion tips, diet plans, and much more – all wrapped up in one handy dandy survival kit. If you don’t get to Heaven, drop us a note. We’ll be down here ripping shots and burning one to Method Man’s Tical 2000 while watching T2 – we hear they sync up like Pink Floyd and the Wizard of Oz. Check out the most important rapture-related links we could find to make May 21st a smooth ride (wherever you’re going) after the jump!

• Here are the 6 girls you’ll date in college (CollegeHumor)
• What if Facebook were real life? (Heavy)
• Who’d You Rather? Blake, Bar, or Gisele? (BroBible)
• 5 apocalyptic scenes worse than May 21st (Moviefone)
• Schwarzenegger’s wife & mistress were preggers at the same time (PopEater)
• 71 ridiculous and insane craigslist ads (Uproxx)
• Paris Hilton rides to victory (BustedCoverage)

See more awesome links after the jump!

The man responsible for Aliens‘ aliens, Jurassic Park‘s dinosaurs, and Terminator 2: Judgement Day‘s deadly bots has died today at the age of 62, after seven years of suffering from multiple myeloma. Winston won four Oscars for his visual effects work, one for Aliens, two for Judgement Day and one for Jurassic Park.
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