Shockingly, there’s still an inordinate amount of ridiculous television shows that for one reason or another became syndicated, thus prolonging the viewer’s pain and suffering for years to come. The truly puzzling aspect of this so-called entertainment is the amount of people who must be wasting their time on it; otherwise they wouldn’t have become syndicated, right?

OK, so this one blond chick pushed another other blond chick, who was holding her iPhone at the time, into a pool. iPhone broke, and now, for some dumbass reason, they’re on F’ing television. Fine. People are idiots. Don’t believe me? Just listen to her confident explanation of what ‘rocket science’ is.

I love me some TV on-air personalities, but when they start getting Presidential appointments – I start having issues. Dr. Sanjay Gupta, CNN’s chief medical correspondent, has been approached by Barack Obama’s transition team about the U.S. surgeon general’s post, according to sources inside the transition and at CNN.