The blog-universe has been giving the seal of approval to Britney’s leaked songs since early this week – have I been listening to the wrong ones?

These tracks are complete tripe. There is no way somebody with working eardrums can possibly give a “thumbs-upâ€? to Brit’s latest batch of bimbo-pop.

Even hipsters looking for their next bastion of irony will be thoroughly disappointed.

The three songs – “Gimme More,â€? “Cold as Fire,â€? “Baby Boyâ€? – each have flat, lifeless production left over from the last millennium. This major mistake could’ve been easily remedied with the right collaborators (hint, hint).

Check out Britney Spears’ new tracks after the jump.

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Just when you think Britney Spears couldn’t be any more insane, she decides to decline a duet with former flame/pop juggernaut Justin Timberlake.

JT reportedly penned the song in hopes that Britney would sing it with him; Timbaland would have produced it.

Add in the fact that Britney wouldn’t even have to be in the same studio as Timberlake to sing her part and voila – instant career-suicide. Between this and possibly joining the cast of Celebrity Apprentice, I am completely baffled by her brain-activity…or lack of.

The question begs to be answered: what is she thinking? Is she thinking? Does she honestly think that she will do better than doing a duet with the biggest pop star in the entire world and the best producer in the entire world? (more…)