A local carpet and countertops purveryor in Texas, by the name of CC Carpet, offered free carpets and countertops if Josh Hamilton hit a Grand Slam in the month of September. Well, wouldn’t you know it, the former junkie came through, crushing a bases loaded yard job that set CC Carpet back a cool half-mil. Turns out the store owner’s daughter is not too shaggy shabby. Morgan Fitzgerald’s her name and offering up carpet is her game. If the 2006 Texas Tech graduate only had a dollar for every time she was asked if her carpet matched the drapes, she’d be able to pay off their losses. Check out pics of the red hot Red Raider after the jump.

For 4 long weeks, the douchiest douches have done battle to see who will reign supreme as the Douche-Off champion. Our friends at Campus Socialite, Bleacher Report, and Douchebag Maneuvers submitted their picks and we have to say we at COED know our douches. They say douches can smell their own kind. Which is bad for us. Check out our countdown to the Douche-Off champion. Who will it be?

The Texas Rangers are poised to win their first AL pennant ever with a win over the New York Yankees tonight. Some have attributed their success to Josh Hamilton’s resurgence after an injury plagued finale to the regular season. Some say the pitching has been lights out, holding the Yankees scoreless and often hitless throughout the series. But, woul… Click to read more

Last week, Bleacher Report’s pick, Brett Favre, narrowly edged out COED’s pick, Charles Leaf by ONE VOTE. Insane. We at COED noticed we’ve been a little dark with our past 2 selections. We decided to lighten the mood this week. Fist pump!

With the baseball season about 75 percent done it is about time to start considering who to lavish with awards at the end of the season. This year there is an exceptional group of players that are deserving of the honor in both the American and National Leagues.

Stop kissing Josh Hamilton’s ass. He doesn’t deserve all the praise and he certainly doesn’t deserve to be called a hero or a role model or a good influence. He was a complete f**k up, but because he’s can still play baseball better than almost anyone else alive we should praise him? No.
Yes, he was addicted to cocaine and crack for years. Yes, the fact that he seem… Click to read more

Saturday, July 12th
10 Reasons MMA Can’t Be Beat
My favorite sport can kick your favorite sport’s ass…literally. MMA has been exploding over the past couple of years—merchandise, reality shows, pay-per-views—and in my opinion it’s the best sport on Earth.
Here are some reasons why…

Monday, July 14th
The Ass-entials of Beach Volleyball
With the 200… Click to read more

Josh Hamilton just put on a show at Yankee Stadium setting a Home Run Derby record with 28 bombs in the first round.
Hamilton’s compelling journey is the type of story from which Hollywood movies are made and it’s chronicled in our COED Vault story Josh Hamilton’s Journey From Crack Addict to Triple Crown Threat, a must read for any sports f… Click to read more

If CNBC can project presidential primary winners with only 3-percent of the vote totals in, then we can also take advantage of mathematical impossibility. Thanks to the updated vote tallies released, we can announce the position players who will appear in the 2008 MLB All-Star game taking place at Yankee Stadium on July 15th.
Check back tomorrow for the NL A… Click to read more

In 1999 John Hamilton was the first pick of the Major League Baseball draft. The “Golden Boy” as he was dubbed, was a “5-Tool” power hitting outfielder with a rocket arm that consistently registered 96 MPH on the radar gun. The Tampa Bay Devil Rays drafted Hamilton 1st that year and gave the promising high school senior a 3.96 millio… Click to read more