Wrap It Up is COED’s end of the day feature in which we highlight the day’s best, buzzworthy, most WTF pics, vids, stories, and headlines on the internet. Today’s items feature the Dodgers going broke, Jose Canseco getting ejected, Michael Jackson’s Thriller jacket 7 figure price tag, Billy the Kid’s only known photograph selling for 7 figures, a drunk woman spraying breast milk at cops, Karen Gillan stumbling through hotel hallways nude, Rosario Dawson planking, the Shannon Twins mesh dresses, Sara Jean Underwood’s bikini, Charlie Sheen goddess-less, the whitest colleges in America, gay pride and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump!

Professional baseball players somehow manage to carry some of the most fragile, inflated egos in the sports world. Steroid users not only hold some of baseball’s most prestigious and famous records, but they have the nerve to lie about it afterward, as if not wanting to get caught by Mom with their hand in the cookie jar. Swelling heads, shrinking junk, home runs, and RBIs all come together in this testosterone filled mess of a situation.

• 8 Profound Jose Canseco Tweets

• Jessica Simpson’s Breasts Are Spectacular

• Celebrities Doing Jobs They Shouldn’t

• US Introduces New $100 Bill (PICS)

• Dude, Where’s My Flip Flops?

• I Know…She’s A Retched Bitch

• Facebook Status Posting Flowchart

As a new baseball season is upon us, its time to make your bets on the next MLB Player to get caught with his hand in the needle jar. Here are 5 safe bets that can have you cleaning out your friends’ piggy banks.

• Manny Ramirez On Steroids?

• Watch Last Night’s Episode of Kings

• Vikki Blows is Topless for a Change

• Be Stylin’ Like David Wright

• Kelly Monaco‘s Vegas Peep Show

• The Palins are Pissed

Fred Taylor Has Gone and Done Something Stupid
Don’t Shower At The University Of Michigan
Veronica Becerra is Smokin’
Dear Maury, Sarah Palin Needs Your Assistance
Super-Charge Your Snacks: Caffeine-Infused Munchies
Why are Flies So Hard to Swat?
Canseco To Appear On FOX’s ‘Moment Of Truth’
Porn or Barack Obama or Both? NSFW
Un… Click to read more

Victoria’s Secret Promo Starring Miranda Kerr, Marisa Miller and Alessandra Ambrosio [NSFW Ads]
Model Takes Soccerball To The Face
Petra Nemcova Parties with Brad Pitt
More Chicks With Douchebags
Eagle Eye Trailer
Hottest UMass Student – Ever!
T.I. Explains Firearms Bust
Things Jose Canseco Does for Money
There’s Nothing Sexual About These Phot… Click to read more

 
• UPDATE 12.13.07 1:15 PM – For the REAL List click here.
Senator George J. Mitchell’s “Mitchell Report” on steroid use in the MLB “outed” many former and current major leaguers.
Here is COED’s list of players that have admitted to using steroids in the past. The full list of players listed in the Mitchel… Click to read more

Every sports fan has an opinion on whether of not Barry Bonds is a cheater.
Watch ESPN’s media blitz for 10 minutes and you will know what I’m talking about. Bonds just broke the most coveted records in all of sports and the media can’t seem to redirect their news fiending boner away from the fact that the guy potentially cheated.
Are America… Click to read more