Tonight marks the beginning of the eighth season of American Idol, and that means a bunch of dumbasses making fools of themselves on national television. Good times. This is the first time America ever got a glimpse of these talented individuals, before their PR team took over and your grandmother started wearing screen-printed sweatshirts of their faces. First up, the ladies…

As usual, last night’s Video Music Awards sucked a**.  The geniuses at MTV have succeeded in turning what was once a borderline semi-entertaining awards show into a series of tedious advertisements between more advertisements.  Great Job!
But despite all the foolishness, the sexy starlets came out in numbers, and for the most part, were looking dy… Click to read more