Critics think Katie’s jumped the shark, but you can’t be that far written off if you’re starting your own “self-titled” magazine that’s pretty much all about you. Apparently Twitter just isn’t enough. Anyway, here are pics from her magazine launch press conference. My only complaint here is they should’ve at least shown the mag’s cover. Check ‘em out after the jump.

The funny thing about Katie Price aka Jordan is that us media types always write her name as ‘Katie Price aka Jordan’. We’ll never quite get “aka Jordan” out of our systems. The British glamour model and reality TV star attempted to break the Guinness World Record for book signing by a single author set in 2006 by former chess world champion Anatoli Karpov, who took eight hours to do 1,951 copies. However, she came up short at the event held for her sixth novel, “The Comeback Girl”. She’s definitely long on cleavage pics, though. She’s gotta be close to breaking records for chestacular photos. Check ‘em out after the jump.

Bras get a bad rap. They seldom stay on and when they come off, no one cares what happens to them. They have a shelf life of 2 years and there always seems to be a newer, thinner, better versions coming out. Even so, some of the most beautiful women in Hollywood have good reason to purchase many more bras since the ones they use now barely contain the twins. So here’s the full rundown of the hardest working bras in Hollywood ranked from smallest cup size to largest. Check it out after the jump.

Do Americans realize that we are not the only country with beautiful women? Is there another land overloaded with talent? If so, where is this magical land of hotties? I will give you a hint, Royal Wedding. If you guessed Croatia, you might need to put the bong down and grab a globe, I am talking about England. With most of the country set to attend the wedding of a c… Click to read more

April 12th is the day England adopted the Union Jack as its flag. It’s a pretty sweet design that’s *almost* as awesome as America’s. Union Jack is also the name of three Marvel Comics characters – each of whom had no superhuman powers but instead carried a handgun and a dagger. The Brits sure do have a bunch of buxom babes that have managed to subdue American audiences with their superhuman “union jacks”: Kelly Brook, Jordan (Katie Price), Keeley Hazell, Lindsey Strutt, Rhian Sugden, Sophie Howard, Rosie Jones, Lucy Pinder, and Jakki Degg. Now, we bring you the very best of their boob’s bottoms.

As we left part one, we went through the early history of the Nike sneakers endorsed by Michael Jordan. The gym shoes that could go for thousands of dollars, depending on the rarity, have been a Sneakerheads dream for over 20 years now and now have even more to look forward to with the 25th anniversary sneaker endorsed by all-star Dwyane Wade.
The second half fea… Click to read more

After Santonio Holmes’s Super Bowl-winning touchdown reception, he emerged from the mobbing by his teammates and celebrated the catch by imitating the fabled ‘powder salute’ that LeBron James has made into a cult following these days.  The Akron Beacon Journal caught up with King James and asked him about Holmes’ ‘hon… Click to read more

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Jessica Alba‘s Big Ol’ Pregnant Boobs [Grumpiest]
Gisele Bundchen‘s Victoria’s Secret Return Rejected [Pop Crunch]
Life’s Moral Questions answered by Nip/Tuck [Buge Hoobs]
Melissa Haro – 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue [Bastardly]
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Some Utah college student is trying to break the lamest world record of all time! 18 year old Jordan Pearce took an hour out of her busy day and hugged 765 people in an attempt to break the previous record of 612.
The attempt took place on Saturday afternoon but Pearce will have to wait until next week as Guinness analyzes the photographs, video and sworn statemen… Click to read more