Everybody knows a good joke or two. But often times, the joke is so raunchy, so outlandishly offensive, that most people aren’t willing to admit the sick humor made them laugh. But we realized that with the most offensive jokes, all you need to hear is the punch line to get a good chuckle. So here we’ve compiled the 100 best punch lines from the most offensive jokes of all-time. So now, only half of you is going to hell! (That’s how it works, right?) (more…)

We know, we know – Michael Jackson has been dead for less than a week, and reducing his life down to a smattering of kid-toucher jokes does not do the man or his musical contributions justice, in anyway shape or form. But since when were jokes supposed to do someone justice? Never. And because this is the last time you’re every going to get to tell these jokes, we thought we’d put together some of our favorite Michael Jackson jokes for your cold-hearted pleasure. Sure, they’re tasteless and wrong – but that’s what makes it funny! Jeesh… (more…)

Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?

A: Dress her up like an altar boy.

Q: Why Do They Using Mexicans Instead Of Laboratory Rats In Experiments Now?

A: Mexicans breed faster and you don’t get so attached to them.

Q: What do you get when cross an Italian with a gorilla?

A: A retarded gorilla

Q: How did Jesus walk on water?

A: Shit floats.

Q: How much does Jesus love you?

A: (Spread arms and look mopey) This much.

Q: How many house wives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None! What the f–k are they doing out of the kitchen!?

Carson Daly has committed the ultimate crime: resuming production on Last Call with Carson Daly.

Daly has also defied the ongoing writer’s strike – but that’s hardly his biggest offense.

Does anybody really watch Last Call with Carson Daly? It’s on at some ungodly hour next to weight-loss and fly-fishing gear infomercials…and since when did Daly become a source of comedy? The show has been on the air since 2002 and I still don’t know one soul who watches it.

Since his writing staff is M.I.A. Daly has solicited outside help from family and friends, asking them in an email to submit him jokes that will be used in an upcoming skit.

Call Carson Daly’s joke hotline (818-260-5107) and leave the stupidest knee-slapper you can muster – no matter how bad the joke is, it can’t be any worse of a joke than his career has become.

This is a rare situation where the jokes are so terrible they will have you on the floor laughing.

I’m gonna go on a tangent and give you a visual: you’re around the dinner table eating turkey with your girlfriend’s relatives. It’s the first time you’ve met all of them and you bust out one of these Thanksgiving jokes to lighten the mood. Not only is it a hit but everyone laughs so hard gravy and crewed up turkey bits start shooting out of their noses.

In honor of Turkey Day here are the worst Thanksgiving Jokes ever…

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