Turning 25 is a historical landmark. You’re officially a quarter century old. When put into those terms, it can make one feel ancient. However, the number that always seems to make young people feel like death is knocking at their door is 30. It’s that pivotal age when you look around and go ‘whoa, what am I doing with my life?’ You see most of your friends are married with kids working at a “career” job and you’re still getting HJs from randoms in between shifts at the grocery store. Check out our list of 30 mistakes you’ll probably make before you turn the dirty thirty after the jump.

What’s worse than losing the King of Pop? How about everyone forgetting that the King of Pop actually turned into the King of Creep years before he died? In the past two years we’ve been subjected to numerous tributes that all seem to leave out the fact that his nose fell off during a child molestation trial. Sure, the guy was a music legend in the 80s and 90s, and has unquestionably written some of the best pop songs in the history of all mankind, but he was also the inspiration for numerous childrens’ nightmares, wet mattresses and countless hours of therapy. So in honor of the real Michael Jackson being dead for two years, we present truly tasteless Michael Jackson jokes. Check ‘em out after the jump.

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What’s worse than losing the King of Pop? How about everyone forgetting that the King of Pop actually turned into the King of Creep years before he died? Sure the guy was a music legend in the 80′s and 90′s, but he was also the inspiration for childrens’ nightmares in the ’00s. So in honor of the real Michael Jackson being dead for an entire year, we present truly tasteless Michael Jackson jokes.

April Fool’s Day 2010 is finally here. No other holiday inspires more creativity, ingenuity, and destruction like April Fool’s Day… and no other community appreciates a good prank like the diggers on Digg. Need a last minute idea? Need an excuse to stop doing work for the rest of the day? COED’s got your back. We’ve put toget… Click to read more

Everybody knows a good joke or two. But often times, the joke is so raunchy, so outlandishly offensive, that most people aren’t willing to admit the sick humor made them laugh. But we realized that with the most offensive jokes, all you need to hear is the punch line to get a good chuckle. So here we’ve compiled the 100 best punch lines from the most offensive jokes of all-time.

We know, we know – Michael Jackson has been dead for less than a week, and reducing his life down to a smattering of kid-toucher jokes does not do the man or his musical contributions justice, in anyway shape or form. But since when were jokes supposed to do someone justice? Never.

Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up like an altar boy.… Click to read more

Q: Why Do They Using Mexicans Instead Of Laboratory Rats In Experiments Now?
A: Mexicans breed faster and you don’t get so attached to them.… Click to read more

Q: What do you get when cross an Italian with a gorilla?
A: A retarded gorilla… Click to read more

Q: How did Jesus walk on water?
A: Shit floats.… Click to read more

Q: How much does Jesus love you?
A: (Spread arms and look mopey) This much.… Click to read more

Q: How many house wives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None! What the f–k are they doing out of the kitchen!?… Click to read more

Carson Daly has committed the ultimate crime: resuming production on Last Call with Carson Daly.
Daly has also defied the ongoing writer’s strike – but that’s hardly his biggest offense.
Does anybody really watch Last Call with Carson Daly? It’s on at some ungodly hour next to weight-loss and fly-fishing gear infomercialsR… Click to read more

This is a rare situation where the jokes are so terrible they will have you on the floor laughing.
I’m gonna go on a tangent and give you a visual: you’re around the dinner table eating turkey with your girlfriend’s relatives. It’s the first time you’ve met all of them and you bust out one of these Thanksgiving jokes to lighten t… Click to read more