If you hate Dane Cook as much as I do, you need to watch this video. The guys from Rated Awesome! have put together a hilarious trailer depicting Batman’s criminally un-funny enemy: Bane Cook. I’ve been so excited to see anything ‘Batman,’ I had no idea what I was going to be seeing when I saw it on Buzzfeed. Once I clicked play though, I couldn’t stop laughing. Just wait ’til you see the bad guy Bane Cook calls in for backup. Check out the video after the jump!

I first read about Redskin owner Dan Snyder’s lawsuit against the Washington City Paper on Gawker this morning. Turns out Snyder-Man originally wanted the story redacted then he just wanted an apology. He recieved neither so he filed a lawsuit, in which he claims the altered picture used was “anti-semitic”. I honestly didn’t know horns, a unibrow, and a bitchin’ goatee were stereotypical of the Jewish people. So… is Satan a jew? Just curious. Anyway, you can read the original Washington City Paper story here then take a look at our “anti-semitic” photo gallery of altered Dan Snyder pics. I’m putting on my receiver gloves to make sure I can catch the ensuing lawsuit. Peep the pics after the jump!

Somehow, some way, somebody sneaked a video camera into a screening for the much anticipated Dark Knight, scheduled for release on July 18th, in both regular theaters and IMAX. The quality is about as good as buying a bootleg copy from a dude in Chinatown, but for all of you who can’t wait (i.e., all of you), here’s the first five minutes of Dark Kni… Click to read more

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