Q: How much does Jesus love you?
A: (Spread arms and look mopey) This much.… Click to read more

Q: How many house wives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None! What the f–k are they doing out of the kitchen!?… Click to read more

Q: A man walks into the bar and sees a sign:
Handjob: $5
Cheese sandwich: $2
He walks over to the bartender, a big boobied blonde, and asks,
“Are you the one giving out handjobs?”
“Why yes I am!”, she replied, smiling and sticking out her chest.
“Okay,” he said.
A: “Now wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich!&… Click to read more

Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: Take your foot off its head!… Click to read more

Q: A girl came home from a date. Her mother had waited up for her, and when the girl walked in the door, the mother noticed she had rice in her hair. “Sally,” she said, “you didn’t tell me you were going to a wedding.” “I didn’t mom,” Sally replied.

A: “I was giving a bl@wjob to a Chinese guy and he threw up… Click to read more

There may come a time in your college experience when you are required to talk another person, and in some extreme cases, this person may be a girl. The trick to talking to girls is being able to say all the right things and also being very attractive. Maybe it’s the beer talking or the second hand marijuana that is wafting through my door, but I feel confide… Click to read more