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We all love hot chicks. I mean, really – everybody loves a hot chick. But one of the best ways to make a hot chick even better is to prank her. Take this hot blondie, for example. She’s obviously hot, but after her BF puts a fake head in her bed, she gets 10x better. I swear…

As a man, one of the primary goals of each and every day is keeping fire and sharp objects as far away from my crotch as possible. And at the top of that list of sharp objects is the Doberman Pincher. Unfortunately, when you have an a$$hole dad with a laser pointer, that task becomes infinitely more difficult.

We all know that Megan Fox has said some pretty ridiculous things – things that are so absurd, they’ve actually made her less hot (yes, it’s possible). But instead of focusing on the negative (this time), we’ve put together the Megan Fox Sex Soundboard. So now, any time she says something off-putting, just play one of these little clips and you’ll be back in fantasy land in no time.

Wednesday night, South Park’s new episode tore Kanye West a new one (see clip below), for being such an arrogant douche. But it looks like the hitmaker has seen the light, having responded to the episode on his blog with surprising self-reflection from someone who’s already announced themself to be the “voice of this generation.”

Ask and ye shall receive, fellow Internetters. COED magazine has a penchant for slapping together lists with subjects that tread the ground between the sexist, offensive and the inexcusable. As long as it’s done in bad taste, we are satisfied with the end product. This right here, is no exception…

Once you’re an adult, Christmas pretty much just becomes a time to give kids a bunch of crap they probably don’t need. So once you’re done thoroughly spoiling them this holiday season, it’s time to teach the little buggers a lesson. Now, hurting a kid is not as easy as you might think…

Here at COED Magazine, we receive enormous amounts of fan mail every day. Some of it just says how awesome we are, while other letters beg for our help. We may not have all the answers, but we definitely have most of them, so listen up and you might learn a thing or two. The following are answers to a few common questions we have received in the past.
“We got a stripper… Click to read more

Don’t get us wrong – we really like Rachel Maddow. Her analysis is tempered and even-handed. All in all, she’s a refreshing voice in a grimy mud puddle of political blather. But she has got to do something about her freakin’ wardrobe.
For some poor reason, they’ve decided to box her in a long-necked, wide coat that makes her ap… Click to read more

Q: What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne?
A: Acne doesn’t come on a boys face until after he’s thirteen.… Click to read more

Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up like an altar boy.… Click to read more

Q: Why Do They Using Mexicans Instead Of Laboratory Rats In Experiments Now?
A: Mexicans breed faster and you don’t get so attached to them.… Click to read more

Q: What do you get when cross an Italian with a gorilla?
A: A retarded gorilla… Click to read more

Q: What is the best part about having sex with a 5 year old?
A: Their hand makes your d–k look bigger!

BONUS:
Q: What is the worst part about having sex with a 5 year old?
A: Getting the blood off of your clown suit.… Click to read more

Q: How did Jesus walk on water?
A: Shit floats.… Click to read more