12 Jobs You’ll Do Better While Stoned

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Common knowledge tells us that smoking weed while trying to do anything “productive” is a fool’s errand – the two just don’t mix. And if you’re a lawyer, airline pilot, large crane operator or brain surgeon, that’s probably true. But for many of us, with far less intense jobs, marijuana can actually help you do your job better! Here are the 12 jobs where weed actually acts as a performance-enhancing drug.  (more…)

16 Essential ‘As Seen On TV’ Products for Pot Smokers

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When you’re in the middle of a good smoke session at 3AM, the last thing you want to do is be traipsing out of the house to go shopping. Which is why the best place to buy the things you need is off the television, like God intended. But with so many products to choose from (seriously, there’s like a million) we’ve narrow it down to the 16 Essential ‘As Seen On TV’ Products for Pot Smokers to help you stock up on your weed-centric peripherals. (more…)

The 24 Types of Pot Smokers

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This day and age, it seems like damn near everybody smokes pot. And with weed quickly coming into the mainstream in a big way, that number is only going to go up. So whether you’ve been smoking for years or are just getting into this awesome herb, here is a quick guide to the different types of pot smokers you’ll run into during your toking travels.  (more…)

Girls Want 420 Sexy Time

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Sex is awesome. Like, really awesome. But you know what’s even better? Stoned sex! And according to the lovely ladies of CollegeCandy.com, the high-hook-up is topping the list of many girls’ 420-to-do lists. Luckily for us all, they’ve laid out some tips for how to keep the 420 love-fest from becoming a sad lesson in why drugs are lame. Plus, for all you non-believers out there, a few reasons why smoking before jumping slowly shuffling into the sack can add a whole new layer of “hell yes” to your 4/20.

Check out the full story here!

Top 5 Historical 420 Buzzkills

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April 20th, better known as 420, is a day of global jubilee, when good people from around the world celebrate, in a haze of glory, their drug of choice: marijuana. It’s a day to forget the troubles of life, sit back and smoke the biggest f’ing blunt you can get your grubby mitts on. But this day hasn’t always been just bong hits and munchies. Here are the top five historical events that really put a damper on the dopest day of the year. (more…)

Toys on Dope

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We’re not quite sure why, but there’s something about toys doing drugs that makes us feel all warm and fuzzy inside. (You know, other than the actual drugs…) From Thor to Barbie, just put a joint in their mouths and some coke on their noses, and these dope-loaded playthings come to life in a way you’ve never before seen. In fact, they look so real, you almost want to have an intervention (or just join in!).

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Super High: Best Weed Ever

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Back in the ’60s, ’70s and ’80s, weed was nothing much more than some funky grass that made you feel chill, silly and hungry. But today, the US government’s Office of National Drug Control Policy has announced that the average percentage of THC, the psychoactive ingredient, in the currently available marijuana has risen to 9.6-percent, up from 1983’s report of just under 4-percent.

The study was done by the University of Mississippi’s Potency Monitoring Project (how do we join?), which tested 62,797 cannabis samples, 1,302 hashish samples, and 468 hash oil samples, confiscated by law enforcement. “The increases in marijuana potency are of concern since they increase the likelihood of acute toxicity, including mental impairment,” said Dr. Nora Volkow, Director of the National Institute on Drug Abuse.

Increased mental impairment a concern? Well, our only concern is getting our hands on some of that bud.

[Props to Gawker for this bit]

Top (Outdoor) Activities to Do While Stoned

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Nothing is greater than rolling up a primo joint and smoking it with friends – but what next? What do you do? Do you sit on your couch and get genius highdeas that will never come to fruition? Maybe. Do you watch a goofy comedy or a surreal, mind-bending film? Perhaps.

But what about – dun, dun, dun – going outdoors? Crazy idea, huh? Not so crazy when you’re out of your gourd with like-minded adventurers.

I know, I know – you’re paranoid and lazy. That might have something to do with you being trapped in your dorm or the broom closet you call an apartment. Get the f*** outside and make a good name for stoners worldwide, you pot-addled slacker! (more…)

The Dead’s Guide to Pot Smoking Etiquette

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1. The person who rolls the joint, gets to light it.
2. Pass the joint around in a circular fashion.
3. Do not hang on the joint for too long – this is called a ‘Bogart’ and is a serious breach of etiquette. (more…)