At the premiere of Resident Evil: Extinction in Las Vegas Sylvester Stallone and his posse rolled up like “Whaaaaaaaaat…I’m Sly/Rocky/Rambo and this is my posse, son!”

Sly gave the Hollywood Reporter exclusive inside information on what will be the finest piece of cinema this millennium – John Rambo: In the Serpent’s Eye.

So, I’m assuming you clicked the link and heard all the leaked info. You’re ready to post all about it in your blog thingamabob, right?

Right? No?

Let me guess: you’re wondering, “What news? Nobody said anything worth reporting, and all Sly said was that ‘Rambo is in a very grumpy mood, and he’s gonna let it all out.’”

That’s all you need to know, truth-seeker – this isn’t The Darjeeling Limited.

Sly stating that Rambo is “very grumpy” in John Rambo is like hearing that God is “kinda-sorta mad” at mankind. January 25, 2008 can’t come soon enough.

I mean c’mon…take a look at the picture! Rambo versus a poisonous snake! A Rambo and snake stare-off! F*** it, this is the best movie ever already.

Just when you thought the maximum carnage of John Rambo upped the ante for violent trailers Alien Vs. Predator: Requiem comes along to give Sly Stallone’s slasher-flick a run for its money.

AVP: Requiem’s “red band” trailer (read: not suitable for viewers under the age of 17) has been unveiled to the masses, sporting more gore-per-minute than most recent horror films. The final minute of the trailer alone shows lacerated Aliens, a blonde chick plastered against a wall, impaled Predators, decapitated dudes and some brunette chick unloading a gun turret. Yeah, it’s totally awesome.

The unholy union of Aliens, Predators and unsuspecting humans is slated for release on Christmas Day this year. At last, the perfect film to see with the family directly after morning mass.

Details on the storyline have been scarce but rumor has it that AVP: Requiem has a very-special secret that will cause sci-fi dorks to lose their shit. Does Sigourney Weaver make a cameo? Do Terminators show up to this Royal Rumble? How about Popples – do they make an appearance? We shall see soon enough.

Check out the “Red Band” trailer for Alien Vs. Predator: Requiem and John Rambo after the jump…

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