When it comes to social commentary, South Park takes the proverbial cake, constantly cutting through the bullsh*t to get to the nut of the matter with hilarious vulgarity and awesome story-lines. But anyone who watched last Wednesday’s South Park election episode, “About Last Night” was crapping their pants in amazement at the timel… Click to read more

As Texas Tech Passes Texas in Polls, Harrell Passes McCoy
One play could determine who walks up to the podium to accept the Heisman Trophy in New York City on Dec. 13. Graham Harrell’s 28-yard touchdown pass to Michael Crabtree against Texas with one second remaining not only put both Texas Tech stars in the thick of the race, but it also prevented Texas q… Click to read more

Ladies and gentlemen, ’Yes we can’ just became ‘Yes we did’! In the most historic election in generations and one of the most significant in the history of the Western world, Sen. Barack Obama will be the 44th President of the United States. Wow. Just…wow.… Click to read more

Texas Tech Beats Texas in Battle for the BCS #1
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Amber Smith… Aye Carumba!
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25 Songs About But… Click to read more

I don’t get it.
Having proven that the State of Florida cannot handle relatively simple tasks, as was the case in the last Presidential Election, Florida’s Broward and Miami-Dade counties have announced that they will buck the state’s recommendations for handling voters flagged by the controversial Florida Voter Verification Law.… Click to read more

So after weeks of jokes directed at John McCain, the Senator finally made it to the Late Show with David Letterman. And apparently McCain thinks he “screwed up.” But you didn’t need him to make the trip all the way to New York (via helicopter, BTW) to tell you that.… Click to read more

This picture from Wednesday’s Presidential debate at Hofstra University is already so perfect that I’m afraid I’m going to say something to f**k it up. So let’s just let this one speak for itself.
UPDATE: This is what “scissoring” is, for the two of you who don’t already know….
(Image: COED Magazine/Au… Click to read more

The last debate of the 2008 Presidential election is over, and we’re headed into the homestretch of this long and arduous political process. Both candidates had their moments to shine tonight, and Joe Plumber is suddenly a national celebrity.
But the real winners of tonight is you, because we made the trek to Hofstra University, and caught all of New Y… Click to read more

It’s About to Get Ugly: Tonight’s debate starts at 9pm (EST) | Surprise, Surprise: White House cleared use of waterboarding | Get ready to drive: Oil drops to its lowest price in 13 months | It’s not over yet: Stocks plunge 8-percent today | WWIII Update: Talks between Russia and Georgia collapse | There’s Always Tomorrow: Cheney s… Click to read more

First, John McCain blew-off David Letterman to “deal with the financial crisis in Washington.” Then he got reamed with jabs every time Letterman opened his mouth for the next few nights – and everywhere online. But now McCain’s reportedly going to make good on his rain check and walk into the the Late Show lion’s den, appear… Click to read more

I don’t know what the SNL folks are smokin’ over at 30 Rockefeller Plaza these days, but I’ve gotsta get me some of that.  For the first time in years, Saturday Night Live is both funny and relevant again.  Sure, it doesn’t hurt that the world is rapidly swallowing itself and the current political arena is chock full o’ highly m… Click to read more

Redneck Woman Rails on Obama – Watch more free videos
Holy hell…Regardless of whether you’re Democrat, Republican, Independent or just lazy, the fact that the fate of the United States is partially being decided by this intellectual powerhouse should be a sobering and disturbing realization. Not that she shouldn’t have the ri… Click to read more

In the upcoming issue of Esquire magazine, hottie actress Anne Hathaway has supposedly confessed her love of, you guessed it, anal sex! Every woman should try it, otherwise they miss out on something amazing.” She adds that fifth base makes her feel “feminine in a very special way.” Thank you, Anne. Thank you…
Saturday, September 27th, 2008
Teenage M… Click to read more

Well it looks like McCain’s going to make it to the University of Mississippi for the first of three Presidential debates against Democratic candidate Barack Obama. And that means the Debate Drinking Game is on! The rules are simple: When either of the candidates or the moderators say any of the words or phrases below, drink!
Check out the Presidentia… Click to read more

Note to self: If I’m ever running for President of the United States, don’t bail on David Letterman. Not only will he dog on you the whole time, he’ll replace you with your nemesis.… Click to read more