If you’ve seen Tim and Eric’s Awesome Show, Great Job! then you know how much Cinco Products have changed our lives.  These simple, yet ingenious inventions undoubtedly make us wonder how we ever managed without them.  Thank you, Cinco.  Thank you.

#5  Thocks

Combining the sexy allure of a women’s thong with the comfort of business socks, it’s Thocks!

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#4 The G.F. Spooner

Now you can finally spoon your girlfriend and be cool with your bros, just ask John Mayer.

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#3 My New Pep-Pep

Cinco’s newest toy is a replica Pep-Pep with authentic smells and candy!

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#2 Candy Tails

Now sucking on your hair is sweeter than ever.

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#1 The Urinal Shower

Cinco’s latest product creates a unique shower experience in the comfort of any public restroom.

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Here’s another gem from Tim and Eric’s Awesome Show, Great Job! – With the G.F. Spooner, you can finally spoon your girlfriend AND be cool with your bros… just ask John Mayer.

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On his little blog, while he was at the airport, John Mayer wrote 10 lines about how his ex-girlfriend should move on and leave him alone. Minutes after he posted it, half of the net and almost all of the gossip sites started guessing who it was. My question is, why does anyone care?

I write s**t about my ex all the time – Brooke, you really are a skank (just kidding…!) – and no one seems to care. Yet here is a dude who has banged half of the hotties and Hollywood and he is bitching that they keep calling him to get some?

Ok, John – maybe you need to realize how nice you have it. Maybe you should come up to Albany and find some dirty biatch (like Brooke) who will gob your nob and then b*tch about it for a semester. I will hang out at your posh midtown apartment and live the life of a millionaire bachelor. (more…)

On September 9th at Virginia Tech’s Lane Stadium the Dave Matthews Band, John Mayer, Phil Vassar and Nas will put on a free concert for VA. Tech students to remember the 32 lives lost in the April 16th campus shooting.

Tickets are not available to the public but free tickets will be available to students, faculty and staff.

All I can say is bravo to these artists for doing something very nice to a struggling college community. Virginia Tech President Charles Steger agrees saying, “We’re extremely grateful for the compassion and generosity of these artists who wished to create a very special event.”

This will be a great way for students to start off a new school year and work to put the tragedy behind them.

Check out The Dave Matthews Band’s video – “Everyday” after the jump (more…)