October 16th was John Mayer’s birthday. While that little nugget of information likely goes in one eye and out the other, it should matter to you because (like Leo) this crooner has hooked up with some serious celebrity tail in his past. He’s said some douchey things and he’s made some ridiculous guitar faces but that doesn’t take away from the fact that he’s dated the Big 3: singers, models, actresses. Check out some of the more famous girls who have shown him their birthday suit then vote for the hottest in our poll after the jump.

We’ve been pretty nostalgic here at COED lately. Earlier today, we showed you candid pics from the 61st and 62nd Academy Awards. In early February, we showed you yearbook photos of a former fat kid turned skinny rock star comedian and a beautiful blonde who went from hoodies to hot hand bras. Now, we turn our attention to the music industry with yearbook photos of 41 famous “rock stars”. While you may notice not everyone in our gallery can be categorized as “rock”, you have to admit they underwent a “rock star” transformation. Can you guess the identities without looking at the captions? See the pics after the jump!

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Taylor Swift’s latest Speak Now dropped on October 25th, and while critics are praising the album for artistic growth, I personally feel like Taylor’s third album spends too much time seeking revenge on the men in her life and showcasing that she has truly has no interests other than the relationships she so openly writes about. It’s tim… Click to read more

While actresses and female pop stars are spending all their time and money doing all that they can to get noticed (Lindsay Lohan — I’m talking to you), it seems like the men are sitting back enjoying the ride, proving that it’s great to be a guy in Hollywood!

Usually, we love the smell of “sexual napalm” in the morning, but this morn’s stench stings the nostrils. One of the World’s Cockiest Douche Guys Love To Hate has officially flipped the bird to his Twitter following and is now hooking up with Tumblr. Chalk it up to a “lesson learned?” John Mayer broke up with his account with over 3.5 million followers and started a Tumblr blog where he will hopefully post material that we can add to our collection of 62 Ridiculous John Mayer Guitar Faces or our list of John Mayer’s 16 Douchiest Quotes So Far.

Guys love to hate celebrities for one stupid reason or another. Sometimes it’s because our wives or girlfriends have a crush on them or sometimes it’s because they’re overrated, untalented nobodies who people obsesses over for no reason. Either way, we can all agree that cocky douchebags are the worst celebrities of them all, well, other than the non-celebrity celebrities (I’m talking to you, Jersey Shore). Here’s a list of the cocky douches that we love to hate.

Lookin’ for some new tunes to listen to, preferably while you’re enjoying the imaginary view you have of sitting above the clouds as your body feels like it’s floating up to the sky? This list of songs will have numerous tracks from different eras that will please any pot-smoker’s ears as they listen to their favorite plant being praised by the musical genius of several artists whom, too, have found the love of Mary Jane to be irresistible.

John Mayer has an amazing knack for constantly being able to out douche himself. I guess it’s just a perk of being a world famous and incredibly talented musician. Just when you think he couldn’t be more offensive and more ridiculous he comes back at us with something even better. In fact, his notorious guitar faces are so insanely offensive that we’ve compiled them and picked out the 62 “best” guitar faces that should ensure he’ll never have sex again.

Jon Gosselin. It boggles the mind that he’s a dad, an Octadad, no less. He is the posterboy for douchebags everywhere. Don’t believe me? He wears Ed Hardy all the time. That should be evidence enough. I started thinking about other douchebag celebrities and what if these crazies started having babies? My head hurts thinking about it. Beware these five idiots. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Honestly, I never paid too much attention to John Mayer. Sure, his earlier music hits were like lollipops from a candy store: cheap, simple and sweet and the words to those songs just came out of my mouth like I was born knowing them. In no way did I ever think about what he was up to, ever. Then his relationships with Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston became tab… Click to read more

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You’ve heard the rumors and yes they are true. Google and Sony Music are a go tonight for the launch of their brand-spanking new music video service Vevo. We got the opportunity to speak with a Vevo Beta-tester this week and he gave the new service rave reviews. It’s essentially a “Hulu for music videos.”

If you’ve seen Tim and Eric’s Awesome Show, Great Job! then you know how much Cinco Products have changed our lives. These simple, yet ingenious inventions undoubtedly make us wonder how we ever managed without them. Thank you, Cinco. Thank you.

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