If everything had gone according to plan, John Gechter would have been studying Thursday for a final exam – one of his last obligations before graduation from Grove City College with a degree in molecular biology. Instead, the 2005 Muhlenberg High School graduate was suspended and the chances are slim that he’ll be attending the weekend ceremonies on campus.

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