Last week, we showed you Emma Roberts witnessing a crime, Ryan Gosling and the Real Girl, Peyton Manning in his new duds, and Nicki Minaj’s new eyes. This week’s Freaky Friday features Mitt Romney controlling airplane chips with his mind, Daniel Radcliffe trollin’ woman in the black, Eli Manning and Nic Cage getting the wax figure treatment, V… Click to read more

November 8th is Election Day. While 2011′s an “off-year”, next year will be the big one for the highly coveted position of “Leader of the Free World”. With campaigns kicking into high gear, we can expect a lot of fat, over-privileged white males to feed us the same tired line of crap they’ve been feeding us for years. Sorry folks, it’s not about freedom, liberty, or any of that other crap; elections in this country are about one thing. Find out why your vote doesn’t count, vote in our incredibly ironic poll, and check out 40 funny political cartoons after the jump.

• Gives New Meaning To “Dumb Jock”

• More Bodacious Katy Perry Bikini Pics

• Kristen Bell’s Wolfgang Puck Facial

• NERF Dart Gun Hack

• New Meg Fox ‘Transformers 2′ Stills!

• Bikinis & Yachts Make Hockey Better

THE BAND: Fall Out Boy
HOMETOWN: Chicago, Illinois
MEMBERS: Patrick Stump, Pete Wentz, Joe Trohman, Andy Hurley
THEIR DEAL: Formed in 2001, this Midwestern pop quartet has sky-rocketed toward being one of the biggest pop-punk bands…EVER. They make girls scream and their bassist wears a lot of eyeliner.
THE DIRT: In some sort of charity endeavor, wh… Click to read more

What Sarah Palin And Joe Biden Were Writing During Their Debate
Kendra Wilkinson In A Super Tight Dress Part 2
Britney Spears Goes Go-Karting
Avril Lavigne Bikini Pictures
Watch Sunday Night’s Entourage Episode “Tree Trippers”
Check Out The Hottie Standing Behind Joanna Krupa
Wouldn’t It Be Nice To Wipe Food Off Your Face With $… Click to read more

You might have expected to see another SNL -  Tina Fey – Sarah Palin sketch posted here this morning, but for my money Barky Bark and The Donkey Bunch stole last night’s show.  I always wondered what Marky Mark would sound like talking to a goat and Andy Samberg nails it.  “Say hi to your mother for me.”… Click to read more

To find out exactly who’s telling the truth and who’s full of moose sh*t in tomorrow’s vice presidential debate between Gov. Sarah Palin and Sen. Joe Biden, then head over to RealScoop.com.
The site, which official launches tomorrow (it’s in beta now), has developed a technology that makes it possible to tell when they’re… Click to read more

As I write this, the Republican National telethon Convention has officially started. Following Obama and the Democrats, the Republicans began their convention Monday–albeit hindered “because of hurricane Gustav.” But convention coverage has barely broken the exhilarating stranglehold of natural disaster in the mainstream me… Click to read more

As I write this, the Republican National telethon Convention has officially started. Following Obama and the Democrats, the Republicans began their convention Monday–albeit hindered “because of hurricane Gustav.” But convention coverage has barely broken the exhilarating stranglehold of natural disaster in the mainstream me… Click to read more

Well, this election is certainly shaping up to be crazy as f**k! With McCain’s pick of Gov. Sarah Palin as his vice presidential choice and the historic presidential run of Barack Obama as the first black nominee of a major party in the Western world, no matter the outcome, history will be made. And all bets are off.
Will Obama turn out new voters in unprec… Click to read more

Once thought a longshot, Republican Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin is now on a plane to potentially stand at McCain’s side. We have received some great insights from interns that we know who work at some real publications.
If Obama had tapped (politically speaking) Hillary Clinton, Mitt Romney would be the VP bid to try and match her fund-raising firep… Click to read more

Tonight, two of the Democrats’ most vocal and vicious speakers will take the stage at the Democratic National Convention in Denver, Colorado. First to speak will be former President Bill Clinton, followed by vice presidential nominee Sen. Joe Biden.
While it’s still up in the air what President Clinton will say in his speech (which wasn̵… Click to read more

We think so. Not that our word is worth jack – we know chicks, boobs, liquor and sports…and we know them well. However, given the recent sh*t storm of the Russian/Georgian conflict, even we knew this was coming.
Let’s go down the list of necessary qualifications: Biden has been known to cross partisan lines in the past (Check) ; He has more i… Click to read more