Here in America, people can choose pretty much whatever job they want. As long as you get an appropriate education, work hard and keep a good head on your shoulders, your future is what you want it to be. But there are some jobs out there that are guaranteed to wither that charming personality of yours into a bitter, nasty dickwad. So, in no particular order, here are 10 Jobs That Will Turn You into a Total Dick.  (more…)

Common knowledge tells us that smoking weed while trying to do anything “productive” is a fool’s errand – the two just don’t mix. And if you’re a lawyer, airline pilot, large crane operator or brain surgeon, that’s probably true. But for many of us, with far less intense jobs, marijuana can actually help you do your job better! Here are the 12 jobs where weed actually acts as a performance-enhancing drug.  (more…)

As you might have heard, women who would have ordinarily never set foot in a strip club are now taking to the pole in never before seen numbers, as the failing economy makes finding work that doesn’t require degrading yourself to drunken fools more and more difficult. For you guys, that means your otherwise perfect girlfriends may now be having to do some very, um, questionable activities, just to pay her half of the rent. And stripping isn’t the only one. Here are the 10 Sexiest Recession-era Jobs You Don’t Want Your Girlfriend to Have. (more…)

We’ve all seen these ads in magazines, in newspapers, and on the Internet, to get rich quick. But who takes them seriously? They all seem like scams. That’s why I decided to try out a few to see which get rich schemes are scams to AVOID! (more…)

Do you like being nude while getting paid for your nudity? Here are some nude-tastic job options:

#1-NUDE HOUSE CLEANING

Yes, be an exotic maid. There’s options to be either fully nude, topless or lingerie maids. The minimum is 2 hours of work. It’s $65/hour for lingerie, $75/hour for topless and $85/hour for nude. It wont matter how well you clean because the important is you are nude while doing so.

#2-TOPLESS DONUT SHOP

The premise is simple; you sell donuts and while doing such, you are topless! Serve up a French Glazed or Long John. It doesn’t matter, because you’ll be topless and no one will really care. (This job only works really well for women.)

#3—NUDE YOGA INSTRUCTOR

There’s a yoga studio by my house that has nude yoga. For those not clear on the concept, that’s yoga while naked. These classes are taught by an instructor, and that instructor is nude while doing such—and getting paid to do so! Be sure to wipe down the mat after use.

#4—ARTIST MODEL

That’s right, take off all your clothes in front of an art class and let everyone draw you. Don’t be fully aroused while doing such.

Harmon Leon is the author of The American Dream

In these times of economic turmoil, many people have to take any job they can get just to put food on the table. But this time that job could be driving the F’ing Oscar Meyer Weinermobile! Until the end of January, Oscar Meyer will be taking applications for their coveted “Hotdogger” spot. As a Hotdogger, your responsibilities will include setting up promotional and charity events, doing TV and radio spots and, of course, driving a dong-shaped car around the country.  (more…)

Many of you are graduating soon and heading into the workforce to join the rat race and make some money.  What you may fail to realize is that there are loads of other equally qualified (if not more qualified) candidates hunting for the very same job.  You are going to need an edge to make you more recognizable.  We’ll start with your resume.  Try out a few of these pointers to enhance you stock. (more…)

With summer approaching next week, it’s time for you to get a job, and leave college behind. Don’t know where to start? Take a look at our list of “The 10 Best Sports Jobs for Non-Athletes,” straight from the COED Vault. You’ll be a zamboni driver in no time!

Check out COED’s 10 Best Sports Jobs for Non-Athletes here!

There’s no one perfect resume, but you can do a few things to make yours stand out from the rest ‘in a good way. Please, no nudes. Oh, and a few things: edit, spell check and keep your layout consistent. Check out the tips after the jump! (more…)

When I came to college, I didn’t really know what I wanted to do with my future. So, being young and naïve I decided to major in English. My thought process: an English degree can get me into any grad program and basically get me any job I would ever want.

Turns out, I made a big (HUGE) mistake.

According to recent stats by some important people at the Wall Street Journal, a major in liberal arts is…well, worthless.

OK, maybe not worthless, but definitely not nearly as valuable as majoring something a little more 21st century. Just check out these stats for first year earnings in various fields:

Accounting: $46,000
Consulting: $47,000
Aerospace: $54,000
Engineering: $49,000
Retail: $34,000
Education: $30,000
Journalism: $23,000

Depressing, right? Well, it doesn’t have to be. (more…)