That’s right, we’re hiring. If you (or your smarter, better looking, funnier friend) thinks you have what it takes to be a part of our well-oiled machine, apply today. If you don’t know the difference between their / they’re / there or you’re / your, don’t bother applying. If you’ve never been laid or shotgunned a beer, please re-evaluate your life. Full submission details are after the jump!

Here in America, people can choose pretty much whatever job they want. As long as you get an appropriate education, work hard and keep a good head on your shoulders, your future is what you want it to be. But there are some jobs out there that are guaranteed to wither that charming personality of yours into a bitter, nasty dickwad. Whether it’s long hours, dealing with other nastier co-workers, or just the supreme authority and invincibility that comes along with the territory, these jobs will morph you into f***ing @sshole. Check ‘em out after the jump.

So you’ve just graduated from your $150,000+ education and have found a great starter job. Yeah, you’re working 10+ hour days and get paid close to minimum wage, but it’s the on-the-job experience that you’re getting. I’m not one to knock on job choices as long as you’re working towards your goals, but just make sure you stay out of the way of these ten jobs. These are legit dead-end jobs.

Men at Work was an awesome movie. Highly underrated. Ya got real life brothers Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez playing garbagemen who get caught up in some hilarious hijinks. Men at Work was also the Scottish-Australian rock band who achieved international success with their hit single “Down Under”. Two pretty kick ass examples of Men at Work. Not all men at work can be as bright and bad-ass. The dudes in this photo gallery sure prove that point. Check ‘em out after the jump.

It’s 8:34 a.m. and you’re still in bed, hung-over and bleary-eyed  from the bar crawl the night before. You’ve hit the snooze button five times already and you’ve gotta be at work in 15 minutes. Even if rabid dogs or fat women were chasing you, there is no possible way you can get your ass into the office today. So what do you do? You pick up that phone and use one of these fool-proof excuses to get out of work. Check out our list after the jump.

So, we decided to call our new weekly weed column “The Weedly Column”. In it, our dank dude Greg delves into the difficulty of job searches for recent graduates that may or may not smoke pot. Topics that are discussed include the various types of tests, stereotypes associated with potheads, your rights as a citizen, and choices that you have. Check out our highly acclaimed article after the jump!

Summer is the season of great indulgence. School’s out, the drinks are flowing freely and bikinis are everywhere. But for some people, summer is the time to earn a bit of extra cash. Whether you’re working at a camp or that dude in the funny little hat screaming, “Hot dogs! Get your hotdogs here!” at the baseball game, where you choose to work during the summer says a lot about you. Find out what yours means and check out some hilarious movie-related clips after the jump!

Are you sick of your boring job?  Tired of your boss never giving you a break? The co-worker who bugs the hell out of you everyday ?  Well we have ten insane tips on how to get fired easily. Try these tips at your own risk and we guarantee you’ll be collecting unemployment  you’ll be back to chilling on your mom’s couch in no time. See the list after the jump!

With the job market currently down the toilet, you’re probably sitting there – right now – throwing in the towel and giving up entirely on the job hunt. While a job in the particular field you want may not be available, have you ever considered a profession in the field of paranormal investigation/extermination? With ghosts, demons and other ethereal vermin never being in short supply, there’s always a need for someone willing to get their hands dirty, slimey or bloody! Check out COED’s list of 5 supernatural jobs this side of awesome after the jump!

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• It’s Chuck Norris’s 71st Birthday!
• Kate Upton And The Greatest Photo Shoot Outtake Of All-Time
• How to get your 15 minutes of fame in college
• See pics of Charlie Sheen’s goddess, porn star Bree Olson

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Christmas break is one of the best times of the school year except for one nasty side effect: family dinners. Most times, you’re stuck at some distant relative’s house making small talk with your uncle while sipping spiked eggnog and the conversation morphs into an interrogation. The questions get more specific and invasive, and the second you excuse yourself to slip away to take a break–there’s another relative, ready to fire off the same questions you’re trying to dodge. If you don’t answer correctly, you’ll become the subject of family gossip until the next holiday party. Here’s how to BS your way through the most common questions.

Many of you are graduating soon and heading into the workforce to join the rat race and make some money. What you may fail to realize is that there are loads of other equally qualified (if not more qualified) candidates hunting for the very same job. You are going to need an edge to make you more recognizable. We’ll start with your resume. Try out a few of these pointers to enhance you stock.

Summer — a time for barbeques, trips to the beach, and some serious drinking. So where the hell does waking up at the crack of dawn fit in?
Not long ago, 1 p.m. was an acceptable hour for me to drag myself out of bed. My roommate would often upstage my extreme sleeping habits by dozing into the late afternoon. We would shudder collectively at the thought of wa… Click to read more

Here in America, people can choose pretty much whatever job they want. As long as you get an appropriate education, work hard and keep a good head on your shoulders, your future is what you want it to be. But there are some jobs out there that are guaranteed to wither that charming personality of yours into a bitter, nasty dickwad. So, in no particular order, here are 10 Jobs That Will Turn You into a Total Dick.

So, you just graduated with your major — now what? Grad school? Professional school? Joining the work force? In honor of the recession and new grads having a hard time finding jobs that relate to their specific field, here is a list of ten jobs you definitely won’t want after college — especially if you majored in the following.