Welcome to COED’s new end end-of-the-day daily feature, in which we highlight the most epic, WTF, lol, omg articles, posts, pics, or vids that you might’ve missed on the internet. Today’s edition includes breast implants for children, cows thinking they humans, vintage Louis CK, Knight Rider beer, the heat, the Heat, and Dicky V’s bday gift, and everyone’s boning Lebron’s family. Read on after the jump!

The Texas Rangers are poised to win their first AL pennant ever with a win over the New York Yankees tonight. Some have attributed their success to Josh Hamilton’s resurgence after an injury plagued finale to the regular season. Some say the pitching has been lights out, holding the Yankees scoreless and often hitless throughout the series. But, woul… Click to read more

When it comes to the largest city in the nation, there are certain expectations that come with properly representing it. New Yorkers not only want their athletes to be champions, but they want their players to be larger than the sport they play. So they leave their respective fields and get absolutely, insanely intoxicated as they party their days away in New York City.

Earlier in the week, COED took a look at the “Top Five Future Superstar Hitters Of The MLB,” and now it is time to preview the future of the sport on the mound. With Roger Clemens, Pedro Martinez and Tom Glavine sipping on some tea, kicking back and counting retirement money, we’ll take a look at the top five starting pitchers that are 25-years-old or younger who are sure to be the next generation of staff aces.

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A New Jersey man was arrested for impersonating Yankees pitcher Joba Chamberlain in order to gain free bagels and some celebrity va-jay-jay – allegedly over 100 girls in fact.
COED was unable to interview the perpetrator, Ryan Ward, but this is how we’d imagine he’d answer if we asked him what was going through his mind during his run as the faux Joba:
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