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For three years after college graduation, Daniel Seddiqui struggled to land a job. So he shifted gears and went after 50, one in each state, for one week apiece.

It’s a tall order, made taller earlier this year when he worked at Universal Orlando as a stilt walker. The Florida theme park was his 33rd stop on the journey that began in August.

Seddiqui has pulled shifts as a border-patrol agent in Arizona, a rodeo announcer in North Dakota and with a maple-syrup maker in Vermont. “It smelled really good,” he said. His goal is to work in a wide range of occupations and absorb the diverse cultures of the United States.

Besides stilts duties, he has been a greeter at the Simpsons Ride at Universal Studios and a “grouper” — as in “How many in your party?” — at the Incredible Hulk roller coaster at Islands of Adventure.

Read all about his adventure!

A much smaller number of the college graduates this year will find jobs. That fact has been over examined in the press along with the fact that the long recession means that those graduates who do find jobs will get them at relatively low wages. Furthermore, those wages will stay low for the next several years while the economy recovers.

What has not received much press is the fate of the young people who are in the 2009 graduating class at U.S. high schools, especially those students who will not go on to college. Unemployment among college graduates is still below 5%. Unemployment among people who have only graduated from high school and have no additional training is over 10%. People who did not graduate from high school at all have greater than a 15% chance to be among the jobless.

Check out why college seniors should feel hopeless.

Though we’ve all heard that there are future employers, spouses, and murderers who are going to look us up on Facebook to stalk our past indiscretions, how many of us can truly say that our Facebooks are rated PG? While I remember myself painstakingly deleting every picture with the slightest reference of alcohol before I entered college, once I arrived at Michigan, it seemed that every person I knew was tagged in some sort of waterfall or beer pong picture. Slowly, I stopped being so anxious about what went up in my albums; a shot glass here, a beer bottle there, etc. Sure, I still de-tagged pictures of myself chugging bottles or double-fisting shots, but it never occurred to me that the mere mention of alcohol in an album would hurt my good name. (more…)

As you might have heard, women who would have ordinarily never set foot in a strip club are now taking to the pole in never before seen numbers, as the failing economy makes finding work that doesn’t require degrading yourself to drunken fools more and more difficult. For you guys, that means your otherwise perfect girlfriends may now be having to do some very, um, questionable activities, just to pay her half of the rent. And stripping isn’t the only one. Here are the 10 Sexiest Recession-era Jobs You Don’t Want Your Girlfriend to Have. (more…)

Money might not be everything, but if you’re a struggling college student there’s a lot of appeal to making sure you’re in the right position to put the days of two-digit bank balances and Ramen noodles behind you as quickly as possible.

Not only do you need to make sure you’re graduating with the right skills to make yourself marketable, you’re also going to need to know which professions are most likely to pay top dollar to get qualified people. If you’re looking to change the world, these professions might not offer exactly what you’re after, but if it’s cold hard cash you want then the following jobs are the ones to aim for.

Here are the 11 highest paying jobs you can get directly out of college!

As a recent graduate from a university rated “Most Selective” by US News & World Report, Tyler was understandably disappointed when he landed in a cubicle-drone job that barely pays minimum wage — that is, until he was laid off and ended up substitute teaching for even less.

With a double-major in Spanish and psychology and a strong GPA, he thought for sure he was on the fast track to a career in event planning, a field he’d secured a summer internship in, palling around with the stars of CNBC. But with corporations scaling back their parties and conventions (lest they be associated with seamy AIG-style taxpayer-funded beach junkets), Tyler found himself working in loss-prevention for Brookstone for $10.50 an hour. Then he was laid off. Now he’s substitute teaching for $10 an hour.

Tyler isn’t the only one struggling. Read all about why this might be the worst year to graduate college…ever!

You can try putting it off by switching majors or reducing your semester workload, but it’s inevitable – eventually you’ll collect enough passing grades to graduate. Our society views this sheet of paper as a marvelous accomplishment, but if you’re a slacker like me, it’s a kiss of death.

Why? Because college is a non-stop party with a refreshingly minimal amount of responsibilities. Dorm life, coeds, beer pong, football, 2 am Taco Bell, coeds – these are the best years of your life, my friend (even your parents will tell you that). And that diploma is going to ruin it all by forcing you to grow up and get a “real” job.

At least, that’s what is supposed to happen. In the famous words of Geoffrey the Giraffe, “I don’t want to grow up,” I’m a lazy ass kid. And lucky for all you other lazy kids out there, I’ve managed to pry myself away from my Arrested Development DVDs long enough to help you avoid being an adult for a few more years. Here are some tips that will keep you coasting and out of that suit and tie: (more…)

All we know about April is that she’s on the 2009 Kwicherbichen Bikini Team and that she’s awesome at having her picture taken. Besides that, we know nothing. But something tells us she probably causes a lot of bar fights, giggles and smokes Marlboro Lights – exactly COED’s kind of girl.

Check out April Cheryse’s Week That Was gallery here!

Friday: January 16, 2009

Will These Steroid-Era Baseball Stars Get Into the Hall of Fame?

Rickey Henderson and Jim Rice were recently elected into the baseball Hall of Fame. But for the third year in a row Mark McGwire failed to gain entry into Cooperstown. The Hall has a way of snubbing some of it’s greatest players, just look at Bert Blyleven who sits at #5 on the career strikeout list for pitchers with 3,701, but has yet to get elected after 11 years of eligibility.

Katy Perry Nude Photo Leaked!?!

Sweet fake lesbian Jesus, we may have just hit the sexy pop singer jackpot! Our good friends at Fleshbot.com (NSFW) have just received this reader-submitted photo of what appears to be an extremely naked Katy Perry. And while it hasn’t yet been confirmed whether or not this is actually Miss Perry, we can confirm that it sure looks a hell of a lot like her.

2009 SI Swimsuit Issue Cover Model Short List Revealed!

In mid-February, Sports Illustrated will unleash their 2009 Swimsuit issue! And that means one model will be picked to grace the cover. But who will it be this year? Based on some reliable insider information, we’ve narrowed the field down to eight likely contenders.

Nerds Rejoyce! Watchmen Case Settled

A couple of months ago we reported that Fox Studios filed a motion to halt the release date of Watchmen by Warner Brothers on March 6th.  On December 24th 2008, a judge declared, “Fox owns a copyright consisting of, at the very least, the right to distribute the Watchmen motion picture.” Last weekend attorney’s began negotiating a settlement.

Thursday: January 15, 2009

What Position Will Tim Tebow Play In The NFL?

If Tebow had decided to enter the NFL draft this year it is projected he would have gone in the middle of the first round. But at 6-foot-3-inch, 240-pounds most NFL scouts agree that Tim Tebow’s best position as a pro is probably not as quarterback. Some say Tebow is a “Pro Bowl tight end waiting to happen. Others see him as a safety. He could even be a running back.”  If you were an NFL GM where would you stick Tebow in your line-up? Vote below and tell us whether or not removing him from QB duties would be a retarded move.

The 32 Hotties of Friday Night Lights

After airing exclusively on DirecTV since last October, the award winning series “Friday Night Lights” is finally returning to NBC this Friday for its third season. And we here at COED couldn’t be more excited. Not only is the show one of the best on television, it has the longest parade of super hot chicks appearing in its episodes since Entourage.

5 Easy Ways To Get Fired Within 3 Hours

Jobs are important!  They give you a sense of self-worth In this day-and-age, everyone is concerned with keeping their job, I would like to give tips on how to do the opposite. Yes, I’ve been part of the workforce, but unlike most of you, my goal was to get fired—faster than you can say ”401k.” See, there’s an art to getting fired; especially within 3 hours or fewer. So, here are a few job ground rules to get yourself off on a bad foot with a new employer.

Wednesday: January 14, 2009

2009 Auto Show Girls

On January 17th, the 2009 North American International Auto Show officially kicks off in Detroit. And while the US auto industry might be on the rocks right now, that’s not stopping them from showcasing all the coolest up-and-coming rides. But if there’s one thing at a car show better than all the awesome cars, it’s all ridiculously hot models that go along with ‘em. So to get you ready for that hot-fest, we’ve put together some of the hottest car show models from around the world. Gentlemen, the 2009 Auto Show Girls.

How to Properly Attend a Porn Awards Show

Every red-blooded male’s dream is to be in a room full of porn stars. I—your trusty blogger have completed this mission by infiltrating a huge fancy porn award show for your benefit. This was my calling; this was my duty. So here are a few fun things to do to properly attend a porn awards show.

The 5 Worst Things About Deflowering a Virgin

Virgins. I love ‘em. No diseases, no loose as a goose V-jay, no skank. No nothin. Just pure pleasure. Thus begins Larry Clark’s 1995 film Kids, in which the main character, Telly, is a cherry popping fiend. From this movie to the Virgin Mary to (most recently) Natalie Dylan, virgins have been endlessly idolized throughout history, not only as symbols of purity and innocence, but as things that are also awesome to put your d*ck in. And for some of the reasons outlined by Telly, this idolization makes a bit of sense. Sure, they don’t have diseases, and yeah, their vaginas are tight. But the ‘pleasure’ aspect of that laundry list? Hardly! F*cking virgins is way more headache than its worth and than it has EVER been made out to be. Here are the five worst things about deflowering a virgin.

Katrina Darrell “American Idol Bikini Girl”: 109 Myspace Photos

If you watched “American Idol” last night, then you probably noticed “Bikini Girl” Katrina Darrell. She might not have been the best singer in the entire world (even if she did get through to the next round), but she sure knows how to rock a two-piece! Now, we’re not usually ones to toot our own horn but through some hard research we’ve uncovered a treasure trove of sexy Katrina Darrell photos. The photos you’ll see below are just the tip of the sexy iceberg! If you want to see all 100+ of Katrina Darrell’s leaked MySpace photos head over to COED Magazine Online’s Facebook Group for the rest of the bunch! Believe us, it’s worth it.

Tuesday: January 13, 2009

10 Pro Athletes Who Twitter

If the only people you’re following on Twitter are people you know, then you’re probably doing it wrong. Sure, it’s good to keep tabs on what your friends are up to, but is it really all that interesting? It’s high time you started following some people who actually are actually doing something interesting – like professional athletes! From Michael Phelps to Shaun White, we’ve got you covered with 10 Pro Athletes Who Twitter.

American Idol First Auditions Video Compilation: Ladies Edition

Tonight marks the beginning of the eighth season of American Idol, and that means a bunch of dumbasses making fools of themselves on national television. Good times, all around. But while many of the people that show up for the audition are about as talented as a nut sack, some of them truly rocked the house. So to remember the few to pass through the audition gauntlet unscathed by Simon Cowel’s dickheadedness, we’ve put together a video compilation of all the first auditions of the notable acts to come out of the American Idol star-machine.

Monday: January 12, 2009

Virgin Whore-in-Training Natalie Dylan Offered $3.7 Million, Still Waiting For ‘Better Offers’

Jesus F**king Christ! This Natalie Dylan selling her virginity thing is getting way, way, way out of hand. Since first announcing last September that she would be auctioning off her virginity at Nevada’s Bunny Ranch, over 10,000 men have put in bids for a chance to pop her golden cherry. No surprise there. But now the price has skyrocketed to more than $3.7 million! Let me repeat that: $3.7 million dollars to have sex with a virgin, once.

The AVN Adult Entertainment Expo 2009: Photo Edition

We here at COED have been closely been keeping tabs on this year’s AVN Adult Entertainment Expo, and now they’re sadly over. But since you already know who all was nominated for the AVN Awardsand which porn stars to follow on Twitter, it’s finally time to check out all the super hot photos from this AVN Expo! And all we can say is, you’re going to be kicking yourself for not being in Vegas.

Miss COED: Donna Feldman

One of the sexiest models in the business, 26-year-old model and aspiring actress Donna Feldman has been featured in the pages of loads of magazines, like FHM, Maxim UK and Stuff. On top of that, she’s appeared in music videos for artists like Justin Timberlake and Enrique Iglesias, and plays a supporting role in Adam Sandler’s You Don’t Mess with the Zohan.

Week In Re-Boob: Jan 5th – 12th

Welp, it’s Monday, again, and you know what that means! Another Week In Re-Boob! We’ve got all the hottest galleries the interweb has to offer. So don’t worry if you missed any of last week’s skintastic sexiness, we’ve got you completely covered. You might want to take a deep breath before diving into this one.

Jobs are important!  They give you a sense of self-worth In this day-and-age, everyone is concerned with keeping their job, I would like to give tips on how to do the opposite. Yes, I’ve been part of the workforce, but unlike most of you, my goal was to get fired—faster than you can say ”401k.” See, there’s an art to getting fired; especially within 3 hours or fewer.

So, here are a few job ground rules to get yourself off on a bad foot with a new employer: (more…)