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The holiday weekend saw audiences doing serious labor away from the movie theaters as the top earner only pulled in around $16 mil. The American outdueled Machete while Going The Distance only made it up halfway up Gross Box Office Mountain. This week’s entries feature umbrella corporations, dwarves, suicide, high school wrestling, and hip hop all-star Joaquin Phoenix. Put away the coke and snort these previews, homey!

Eighties pop icon George Michael rocked the five o’clock shadow like nobody’s business. He also sang about wanting sex. And he delivered. The connection? A five o’clock shadow can be as much a sex symbol as a six-pack or pair of Diesels.
But there is a fine line between laid-back stud and dirty hippy. Waiting for you at the end of the perfect balance of facial hai… Click to read more

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On top of looking like a long-term homeless person and mumbling like he forgot to take the sheet of acid out of his pocket, Joaquin Phoenix’s Letterman interview goes so badly it’s hard to watch. In fact, it’s almost hard to believe. Either this guy’s completely lost it, or he’s pulling the biggest stunt since Kaufman’s Tony Clifton.

When we heard last week that P. Diddy would be producing a rap album for Joaquin Phoenix, we thought it was just some bad joke. Turns out, it’s true. But after seeing Joaquin bust his ass falling off a stage during a rap performance, we realized that it is still just a big joke.… Click to read more

Elton John did it in 1979. MJ decided baseball was the sport for him in 1993. Jay-Z quit rapping in 2003 and Eminem did the same in ’05. Favre gave his tearful goodbyes to football in March of 2008, etc.
Elton John still tours, Jordan won three more championships, retired again… and came back again, Jay-Z has released two albums and has a third on the… Click to read more