This week, Jimmy Kimmel delivered this presentation to the ABC upfronts, the network executives and high-paying advertisers, and let’s just say he ripped pretty much everybody a new one. As you’ll see, the bit was well received, with plenty of laughter. But if you really listen to what he said, things like, “Every year we lie to you and every year you come back for more. You don’t need an upfront. You need therapy,” you’ll realize that Jimmy Kimmel has enormous balls.

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I wouldn’t say Erin Andrews went away, but for the last month there hasn’t been anything new to report on ESPN’s knockout sideline reporter.

Until now!

Three big updates after the jump, including new video, new pics and Erin’s phone number! (more…)

Jimmy Kimmel is known to constantly apologize to Matt Damon for always running out of time when he’s scheduled to appear as a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live. This particular gag has been running for years, leading up to Damon looking for revenge. So what better way to get your “karmic” desserts than to sleep with your sworn enemies’ wife and have her write a song about the dirty deed?

Needless to say, that’s exactly what went down: Matt Damon and Sarah Silverman hooked up, and they want to share their experience with Jimmy and the world.

Sarah Silverman’s style of comedy will usually split any room into two parties, one in favor of her lewd remarks, one not so impressed – but not this time!

Kudos to Matt Damon for being such a good sport, and for having some sweet dance moves.

Remember The Man Show? I remember only a few funny skits on the silly, testosterone-fueled Comedy Central show with Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Corolla; I mostly recall the Juggy Dance Squad being the main attraction, for obvious reasons.

The Poland-born Joanna Krupa was a fan favorite Juggie, and her new hot-to-trot Maxim layout has some seriously motorboatable pics.

Check out the new Joanna Krupa gallery after the jump! (more…)

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