Today’s edition of Wrap It Up features Zach Braff coming out of the closet on his website, the new Beastie Boys music video directed by Spike Jonze, the second chapter in the History of Rap starring Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake, the Lingerie Football League All-Star Game, Victoria’s Secret new NFL Pink line, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley shows off some new swimsuit, Coco keeps getting curvier, Kim Kardashian’s suing Old Navy for using a look-a-like, Britney Spears’ getting sued for farting, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

• The Force really pisses off the office (Heavy)
• Christy Turlington sweats through her hoo-ha A LOT (Barstool Sports)
• 5 classic senior pranks (College Humor)
• Cintia Dicker models bikinis for Victoria’s Secret (Guyism)
• 25 funny senior class yearbook photos (theCHIVE)
• Vancouver Canucks flasher has a face, we need a name (Busted Coverage)
• Sneak peek of Tom Hardy as Bane in The Dark Knight Rises (The Superficial)

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• Super Punch-Out Vs. Mortal Kombat
• Dawn Jaro Isn’t Here, But Her Sister Is!
• Donald Trump Responds to Osama’s Death
• Priest’s Maggie Q Is Sinfully Hot
• Score A (Crappy) Job With A 2.0 GPA
• Doug Flutie’s daughter is a hot New England Patriots Cheerleader
• Samurai Slices Through a Mid-Air Bullet

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• Why You Should Make Nice With Hillbillies

• We Want Clown Katy Perry At Our Birthday Party

• Jimmy Fallon Sings Charles In Charge Theme Song Like Bob Dylan

• Paul Stars Simon Pegg And Nick Frost Talk Aliens And Anger

• The 10 Funniest Women In Saturday Night Live History

• Hilary Duff Accidentally Flashes Bra

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• A snake bites the sh*t out a girl’s big fat TEETEE!
• FUNNY VIDEO ALERT: Great pick up lines in sports
• 25 Greatest Bikini Scenes In Cinema History
• Jimmy Fallon doing a dead on impression of Charlie Sheen, FTW (for the winning)?
• MUST-SEE: Muhammad Ali Artwork Made Of Punching Bags
• Brandon Davies dismissed from BYU basketball for boning his gf
• 10 greatest secret levels in Videogame history

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Last week, Lil Wayne’s 6 Foot 7 won the fan vote for favorite Song of the Week (“SOTW)”. This week’s five songs will stand out like a Bart Scott sound bite. “CAN’T WAIT!!!” They will cause a bigger stir than any inappropriate zinger that Ricky Gervais can throw out at a nationally televised awards telecast. Awkward. They will bring a bigger right hook than Sami Sweetheart clocking Ron Ron in the jaw from this week’s Jersey Shore preview. Enough of all the jibber-jabber, let me now introduce you to the latest installment of Al Jones’ Songs of the Week.

Social Network, Glee and Boardwalk Empire were among the night’s biggest winners at the 2011 Golden Globe Awards Sunday evening, but for our money January Jones‘ amazing cleavage was the night’s biggest star. January donned a smokin’ red dress that showcased her best features nicely. She handed out the award for Best Television Series – Comedy or Musical alongside Jimmy Fallon making it the only point of the night where three amazing boobs shared the same stage.

We’re not sure how they’ve done it, but by some dastardly karmic injustice these 10 a-holes have made successful careers for themselves as comedians by… being about as funny as putting your dog to sleep. For whatever idiotic reason, everyone went along with the shams long enough to make these people into celebrities. We’re not sa… Click to read more

This week will bring you a lot of reality. Some of it will be fun and uplifting, some of it will be bloody and depressing. But one things for sure: your viewing schedule will be packed. Here’s what we’re watching this week.

Miss Universe Pageant – NBC – Monday, August 23, 9 p.m. (ET)
In its 59th year, this perennial favorite is filmed in Las Veg… Click to read more

• Vevo (Youtube For Music Videos) Coming Soon…

• Zack Morris Visits Jimmy Fallon Show

• Bruno and Alessandra Ambrosio Photoshoot

• Kelly Brook In Lingerie

• Is Black Monopoly Racist?

• She Should Be More Terrified

• Jimmy Fallon Nabs Top Webby Award

• Realistic Map of Europe

• Apple Rejects Nine Inch Nails iPhone Application

• Where to Drink on Cinco de Mayo in NYC

• Yoga Boobs

• My Favorite News Columnist…

Tonight, Jimmy Fallon will take the stage in the first ever episode of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. And needless to say, he’s got a big task ahead of him – maybe too big.

‘Lazy Sunday’, which has gone on to become the stuff of legends, was, to put it mildly, f*cking hilarious. A simple concept turned into pure comedy gold. It went on to become a viral mega-hit on the internet, made SNL relevant again overnight, and most importantly, introduced the world to a new force in the world of comedy: The Lonely Island.

Time To Cast The Heisman Ballots: Who Ya Got?
Ex-Cowboy Cheerleader Wins Amazing Race
You Don’t Get This Kind of Email Everyday
Is Lindsay Lohan’s Lesbianism Over?
Sophia Bush Looking All Kinds Of Hot
Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Online Preview
Marisa Miller Likes Big Things Between Her Legs
How To See Europe at 130 MPH
Even Batman Gets Parking T… Click to read more