Last week, we showed you a perverted deer, a homemade Iron Man costume, a shrink wrapped couple, a wheelchair sex slave, and Hugh Laurie (Dr. House) getting into the self-shot mirror pic game. This week’s Freaky Friday features a holy water toilet, Jim Carrey’s new Nickelback look, Versace’s new colorful outfit, the new hot Halloween costume… Click to read more

In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, Jim Carrey professes his love for Emma Stone, ESPN wonders what Michael Vick looks like as a white guy, Blake Griffin interns for Funny or Die, Joseph Gordon-Levitt covers Nirvana, everyone pays tribute to Aaliyah, DMX got arrested again, Back To The Future will be a video game, Lady Gaga is the world’s most powerful female celebrity, Zoe Saldana strips for GQ and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

Haddaway said it best: “What is love?” We all want to know what love is. All my life, I’ve been trying to harness the power of love. While some may say love stinks, they’ve probably never had a kiss from a rose on the bay. A moment like that can last a lifetime. When a man loves a woman, it can turn into an eternal flame. Sometimes you learn your lesson from real life but you can also learn a whole lot from movies. So, to help you with your romantic endeavors, we’ve pulled love lessons from 14 classic love stories. Can you feel the love? You bet your sweet ass we do. Read more after the jump!

• 100 greatest movie insults of all time
• Do you still think she’s hot?!
• These photos will crack you up
• Yeah, don’t name your company kum and go
• If you like Family Guy, you’ll love this show
• Lily Aldridge in a white bikini
• Jim Carrey does a Black Swan spoof. Funny.

In case you don’t, here’s video of the master at work portraying Vanilla Ice on “In Living Color.”

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 89 barely edged out the animated Rapunzel flick Tangled by a less than $350k. Burlesque took the fourth spot with $11 mil while boner rom com Love and Other Drugs was stronger than Faster. This week’s entries feature the best ballerina on ballerina kiss in the history of lesbianism, ninjas battling cowboys, a gay conman, Black Panthers, the afterlife, psycho yuppies, and Santy Claus. Anyone else watching the Scrooged marathon on AMC? Awesome, right? Read this first, though.

• New Billy Mays Commercial Coming!

• Comedy Central OKs Jon Heder Sitcom

• Britney Spears Is A Nazi, Literally

• Jim Carrey Is Gonna Be a Grandfather

• Was Michael Jackson Murdered?

• The Suge Knight Light

It’s been over 10 years since Jim Carrey has graced the screen in the tour-de-force that is, Liar! Liar! In the film rubber-faced Jim Carrey plays Fletcher Reid–a fast talking attorney and habitual liar. When his son Max blows out the candles on his fifth birthday cake, he has only one wish, ‘that his dad would stop lying for 24 hours’. When… Click to read more

Why do you always embarrass yourself at parties by telling lame jokes? As we learned from Full House they aren’t laughing with Joey (YOU), they are laughing at Joey (YOU).
If you want a quick lesson on how not to be a total flop on the comedy scale take a look at this amazing collection of the all-time greatest stand up clips.
Even if you don’t plan on b… Click to read more