I need to say this. Jewelry sucks. And I hate buying it for women and I think I’m done buying it forever–at least until I decide to get engaged. Honestly, is there a more useless thing on this planet then jewelry?

Completely ignoring the entire system of imbalance that permeates men/women romantic relationships when it comes to gift-giving and buying dinner etc, could I please get you something else? Something worthwhile. Something that doesn’t cost a fucking arm and leg to prove to you that I’m into you as a person?

Here’s some reasons why jewelry is stupid. (more…)

Watch this video of a hot model faking an orgasm in a jewelry commercial:

Now that we are up to pace with the video in question, here’s the news:

The model featured in the “Rock Her World” online ad for Zsul Jewelry Inc. is suing the company for $5 million on grounds of being tricked into doing the racy ad. The model, who also hosts a network cable show, is “appalled” with the end product and feels “exploited” over the commercials’ content, which she believed to be more of a parody when agreeing to act in it.

So, let’s see here: a gorgeous model/talk-show host signs on to act fake orgasms on camera for $200 and is now peeved over how it exploits her sexuality and image. I can empathize…nope.

Okay, maybe just a bit. She was supposedly conned into a racier ad than she bargained for. Not fun, I guess. But the 37-year-old hottie needs to realize that nobody cares, and the ad could probably propel her into the realm of online stardom at the least. Or she can complain, sue, lose and crawl back into mid-level mediocrity. I know what I would do.

Water Ball
Price: $439
Finally you can walk on water just like Jesus (facial hair optional). Made of a clear transparent material all you just have to blow it up, open up the zipper, climb in, and re-inflate. Go for a run, or look at fish through the bottom. The possibilities are endless. Just don’t stay in there longer then 30 minutes or that Carbon Monoxide will make you sleepy.

“Wet” Flavored Lubricant
Price: $6.99
Who said lubricant had to taste like crap! TRIGG Laboratories has saved your backdoor problems with flavored lubricants. You can chose from Kiwi-Strawberry, Passion Fruit Punch, Blueberry, Cherry or Pina Colada. If your more of a traditional man you can go with the Wet Original, but how traditional can you be if your back there. (more…)