Last week, we featured a Blue Ivy homeless sign, a place you never want to check into on Foursquare, cleaning her vajayjay with yogurt, a TwitCar, and Ronald McDonald’s mom. This week, we’ve got an awesome prank to play on the blind, penis espresso, Jesus consoling Tim Tebow, the world’s largest nipples, Canadian CSI and much more. Check… Click to read more

Early this morning, MTV reported that Justin Bieber got a tattoo of Jesus lookin’ super sad. We know Biebs is spiritual but that’s a little intense. He should’ve at least considered the Buddy Christ ink job. In the battle for God’s favorite celebrity son, I guess it’s now Tim Tebow’s move. Until then, take a loo… Click to read more

Despite all the smiles and moans, it turns out that having sex on film for money can really mess a person up. So after having had to deal with all types of demons, from horrific childhoods to drug and alcohol problems to just feeling like a used piece of meat, these 10 porn stars traded in fame and fortune in the porn industry to become servants of God.

Christmas and the threat of a surprise visit from jolly old St. Nick may have come and gone, but that doesn’t mean that kids everywhere can breath a sigh of relief. This Sunday, children all over will quiver in unbridled terror over the annual arrival of one of childhood’s most feared deities: the Easter Bunny! It doesn’t matter that he’s (it’s?) delivering a basket full of chocolate and toys, no one wants a giant rabbit hanging over their bed, watching them sleep! But what exactly makes the Easter Bunny cause the kiddies to wet their Sunday best? Find out by reading the 6 reasons why the Easter Bunny is terrifying… if you dare!

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We’re not quite sure why, but there’s something about toys doing drugs that makes us feel all warm and fuzzy inside. (You know, other than the actual drugs…) From Thor to Barbie, just put a joint in their mouths and some coke on their noses, and these dope-loaded playthings come to life in a way you’ve never before seen.

These days, societies view of bearded gentry has changed somewhat from that of previous decades. However this is all irrelevant, mustaches, Bum-fluff, Whiskers, Stubble they are all pretenders to facial hairs granddaddy of them all: The Beard!

Living in NYC, it’s a rare spectacle to see a pickup truck, let alone one with an ornamented tailgate.  But down in Texas, New Mexico, Arizona and Southern California it’s become quite the everyday occurrence, a phenomenon even, known simply as the Mexican Airbrushed Tailgate Mural.  It’s a visual celebration of values strategically… Click to read more

We’re not quite sure why, but there’s something about toys doing drugs that makes us feel all warm and fuzzy inside. (You know, other than the actual drugs…) From Thor to Barbie, just put a joint in their mouths and some coke on their noses, and these dope-loaded playthings come to life in a way you’ve never before seen. In fact, they look so real, you almost want to have an intervention.

The Bible, man, that’s hard stuff to get through. We decided to go straight to the Man himself to get our moral guidance… but, sadly, Mr. Christ did not return our calls. So, instead, we found three college students named Jesus

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No matter who you are, the older you get, the more you hate teenagers. They’re loud, inconsiderate and probably up to no good. Even as a teenager, I thought myself obnoxious. I was 16, damnit. I could do what I wanted; go where I pleased; say what I wanted to say, and I did. All my friends and I felt as though everyone was out to get us. Really, we were just bored… Click to read more

Over the past seven years of the Bush Administration, I’ve realized that to know what people are lying about, just listen to what they’re accusing others of doing–which is exactly what Christian-right leader and founder of Focus on the Family, James Dobson has done by claiming that Barack Obama is ‘distorting’ the Bible.… Click to read more

WOW!  Five new friend requests!  Oo la la, Candi from Tuscon is smokin’ hot.  Where is Tucson again?  I think it’s one of the boroughs of New York or something.  Sweet, that means she’s only like two hours away.  So worth it.  She’s obviously into me, it musta been my killer profile pic.  Girls are attracted to artsy guys I guess.  Act… Click to read more