Now that Terrell Owens’ crying in defense of Tony Romo is old news (it’s destined to be commemorated in a “Best Week Ever” clip) Lynsey “Jessica Simpson Lookalike” Nordstrom is the new anti-news of the day. Tell your friends, update your away message.
Lynsey was hired by the pranksters at the New York Post to jinx the D… Click to read more

A staggering 49,822 people have “Ruined” Romo since Thursday, December 20, 2007!
Help your football team to victory by letting Tony Romo know the love of his life is in the stands to support him.
Follow these simple steps:
1) Buy Tickets to the next
Dallas Cowboys Game.
2) Print out this picture in
Full Color.
3) Cut out eyes and head.
4) Paste or tap… Click to read more

Sitting next to her father and manager Joe Simpson, the Employee of the Month star showed her support for her new beau by sporting a Cowboys jersey with Tony’s #9 — in pink, of course — emblazoned on the front and back. Sadly, having Jess in the stands was not exactly good luck for Tony, who not only lost the game, but also had his worst day ever as a starting quarterb… Click to read more

Jessica Alba is knocked up with her first child, and she’s due summer 2008.
What a tragedy!
To relive the glory days of America’s sexiest babe we link out to Jessica Alba’s Top 5 Sexiest Internet Moments and COED’s Tribute to Jessica Alba’s Ass.
Now, lets get down to business: Who is this Cash Warren and why was he the man lucky e… Click to read more

PETA, an organization known for whoring out women “for the cause” as much as their anti-fur sentiments, dedicate an entire website to the Olsen Twins for whoring out fur.
College Candy offers up some gifts to get your mom this holiday season. Better them than us – my mom would be not be too pleased with a gravity bong.
“This Game Show H… Click to read more

So it’s Friday and you are just about finished with another grueling week of classes. But before you pack up your books and throw down pencils, we’ve got one last test for you… a “pop” quiz if you will.
You stare, drool and ogle over them every day, but how well do you know your celebrity racks without a face or a body to put them in c… Click to read more

Let’s face it. In order to be a female musician, it’s a prerequisite nowadays to be considered hot. Unlike the guys, who can get away with looking like this or this and gorgeous girls will still screw them, women are a completely different story. It’s just the way things go.
So, with all of the ladies putting countless records out, who is the hottest? And w… Click to read more

Many think the beach hair phenomenon is a girl thing as many celebrities such as Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, and Jessica Biel. Furthermore, it is not a phenomenon limited to celebrities named Jessica. There has been a reemergence of this unkempt, texturized hairstyle among humans with XY chromosomes as well. Despite what many of you may think, I am not a s… Click to read more