Jessica Alba is knocked up with her first child, and she’s due summer 2008.
What a tragedy!
To relive the glory days of America’s sexiest babe we link out to Jessica Alba’s Top 5 Sexiest Internet Moments and COED’s Tribute to Jessica Alba’s Ass.
Now, lets get down to business: Who is this Cash Warren and why was he the man lucky e… Click to read more

Jessica Alba is the hottie of all hotties, although Jessica Biel is right up there too so let’s call it a tie.
Look at her body of work (Sin City, Idle Hands) and her body in COED’s Tribute to Jessica Alba’s A**. She was even voted #1 by AskMen.com in their Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2006 and admits to loving one night stands. Lovely.
TV, the b… Click to read more

Any hottie list that kicks off with Ali Larter at #100 and ends with Jessica Alba at #1 is good in my book. Oh Sh*t! Did I just give away FHM’s #1 Sexiest Women in the World for 2007? Oops!
Even though you now know #1, the list is still very solid and worth checking out…… Click to read more

The ass-tastic Jessica Alba plays a vision-impaired violinist in The Eye who gets her vision back via a cornea transplant…only for her eyes to deceive her and show horrific instances from the prior eyeball-owner’s life! It’s a remake of a 2002 film made in Hong Kong titled Gin Gwai.
Yeah it sounds kinda lame (like her last flick) but she&#… Click to read more

Every other day some dingus entertainment outlet creates a list of the sexiest celebrities.
We all know as long as plastic surgery and airbrushing exists George Clooney, Jessica Alba, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will be leading the pack. So let’s delve into the world of ugly celebrities.
Take a look at some fugly celeb pics after the jump.… Click to read more

So it’s Friday and you are just about finished with another grueling week of classes. But before you pack up your books and throw down pencils, we’ve got one last test for you… a “pop” quiz if you will.
You stare, drool and ogle over them every day, but how well do you know your celebrity racks without a face or a body to put them in c… Click to read more

I am completely baffled whenever I hear anybody say they find Dane Cook funny. Every time. Without fail. Am I being too critical or are the standards for comedy lower than ever?
What has Cook ever done that’s even remotely funny? He’s a third-rate Adam Sandler man-boy out to please vapid sorority chicks and pre-teen boys who haven’t learn… Click to read more

Outside of being the most unfunny comedian of the new millennium – his shtick is one-part enunciating certain words and phrases for cheap laughs and two-parts “cutie-pie” Abercomedy and Fitch – Dane Cook is gay. Really, really, really gay. Don’t let his teaming up with Jessica Alba in Good Luck Chuck fool you: Dane Cook rai… Click to read more

Mathematicians in Cambridge have studied the female form and “concluded” that the ratio between a ladies’ hips and waist attribute to their strut…and a strut is sexy. The closer the ratio is to 0.7 – the “lucky number” indeed – the better the swagger.
Unsurprisingly, Jessica Alba’s ass came out… Click to read more

Jessica Alba and Korean pop-star Hyori will star together in a commercial for cosmetic company Isa Knox. This will be Alba’s third commercial with the skin-care giants and Hyori’s first.
Are both of these sexpots trying to sexually frustrate every man in the world? Not that I’m complaining, of course.
The two “10s” met for… Click to read more

Canadian funnyman Mike Myers’ latest creation, The Love Guru, has officially signed on the talents of Justin Timberlake. Myers previously worked with JT in Shrek the Third, where the reigning King of Pop played king-in-waiting Artie Pendragon.
The Love Guru will be Myers’ first live-action film since the monumental flop Dr. Seuss’ T… Click to read more

I feel Jessica Alba has the sexiest ass on earth. Just look at that thing, it deserves a tribute so that is what it will get.
Check out the gallery after the jump and be sure to vote!… Click to read more

Many think the beach hair phenomenon is a girl thing as many celebrities such as Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, and Jessica Biel. Furthermore, it is not a phenomenon limited to celebrities named Jessica. There has been a reemergence of this unkempt, texturized hairstyle among humans with XY chromosomes as well. Despite what many of you may think, I am not a s… Click to read more

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Here’s my favorite: “The Girl Next Door.” I mean could Elisha Cuthbert possibly get any hotter… I think not!
Jessica Simpson – Dukes of Hazard
More videos after the jump…… Click to read more