It must really suck to be a celebrity. Splashing in the waves in Miami, sunbathing in Barbados, hanging out poolside in Hawaii, or crushing pina coladas on your yacht in Cabo San Lucas. What a joke, man. See if you can get as jealous as I am looking at this past week’s pics of Aida Yespica, Maria Menounos, Rihanna, Vanessa Hudgens, Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry, Cameron Diaz, and Jessica Alba in their bikinis.

The very first issue of Rolling Stone magazine was published on November 9, 1967. In the debut issue, Jann wrote, “is not just about the music, but about the things and attitudes that music embraces.” During the 1980s the magazine began to shift focus towards being a general “entertainment” magazine. Music was still a dominant topic but there was increasing coverage of celebrities in television, movies and the pop culture of the day. The magazine also initiated its annual “Hot Issue” during this time. With it came sexier covers. To celebrate the anniversary of the mag’s premiere, we’ve pulled together its 39 sexiest covers. Take a look then vote for the one you think trumps them all in our poll below.

November 7th is National Magazine Day. When you’re looking to buy a magazine, the first thing you see is the cover (editor’s note: Duh). If you happened to see the covers of the 70 issues here, you might have bought the mag without even opening the pages; they’re that amazing. You can forget the phrase “you can’t judge a book by its cover” for now because, well, they’re not books (editor’s note: double duh). From Lindsay Lohan to Victoria Silvstedt, from GQ to Playboy, we’re looking at 70 of the sexiest magazine covers in honor of this special, glossified day. Check out the hottest covers to ever grace newsstands and mailboxes in our gallery after the jump.

Seeing a lot of pink lately? Even though the color doesn’t exist, it’s for a good cause – breast cancer awareness. October’s slowly becoming our favorite month, between the World Series, Halloween, and all this talk about boobs. In previous years, we raised your awareness with the best breasts of all-time. This year, we’ve decided to keep the list to 2011′s top news-making, buzzworthy women with 100% real racks. There are a couple of surprising newcomers, a few consummate vets, and one (or two?) big ol’ glaring omission(s). See if you can find out who and feel free to let us know if we missed any in the comments after the jump.

In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, Dave Chappelle gives his first interview in 5 years, Google buys Motorola Mobility, Mark Sanchez admits he wanted to fight Rex Ryan, Tara Reid got hitched, Jessica Alba had her second baby, Breaking Bad got renewed, Kate Plus 8 got cancelled, Lebron James got dunked on by an Asian kid, Terminator has a Twitter accont, a Ninja Turtle robbed Wendy’s, Rick Perry blew a corndog and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

During our Hugh-mongous Hugh Weekend back in April, we posted Playboy’s Sexiest Celebrities 2011 list and asked you who you thought was the sexiest. The top 3 vote getters? Scarlett Johansson, Natalie Portman, and Olivia Wilde. None of the 3 have ever posed totally nude nor have they posed for Playboy. While Playmates are hot, nothing’s hotter than seeing a celebrity pictorial. Why? We don’t know. Maybe because it’s so rare? Maybe because it’s taboo? Maybe it’s the grand reveal? Whatever the reason, we decided to release our wish list of female celebs we’d like to see nude in Playboy. Check out our selections after the jump.

The 1999 film American Pie, and more specifically Stifler’s Mom, introduced us to the MILF (Mother I’d Like to F**k). Since then it has only become more mainstream. Whether it be a celebrity, your friend’s mom, or even your mom (whoa), we all know a MILF. What better way to celebrate Mother’s Day than with some smoking hot, celebrity moms. Check out our rankings then vote in our poll after the jump!

Just who in the holy hellscape is Alexander McQueen? Well, he was a British fashion designer who was chief designer at Givenchy before founding his own label. He won 4 British Designer of the Year awards as well as International Designer of the Year. Unfortunately, he passed in February 2010. But, his legacy still lives on as evidenced by the startling turnout of A-list celebrities at his Savage Beauty Costume Institute Gala held at the Met last night. We say, “startling” because we don’t even see this kind of top notch celebrity attendance at the Super Bowl, Grammys, Oscars, and Emmys combined. Don’t believe us? The proof’s in the pictures, my man. Check ‘em out after the jump!

April 28th is Jessica Alba‘s birthday! On this day 30 years ago, the lovely latina / naughty Native American / Hottie Body Hump Club member entered our world. About two decades later, she perfected what has become known as The Jessica Alba Ass Pose. Many have tried to recreate this provocation position, but few can match Alba’s ability to induce a catatonic state. Her sexy beach butt looks good in a supergirl costume (*wink* *nudge* Universal *cough* Fox) especially in animated gifs. To celebrate Jessica’s b-day, we’re backin’ dat ass up with a photo gallery of her best butt shots. Happy birthday, Jessica!

What is our obsession with Daisy Dukes? Why do so many of us care about jean shorts? It began in 1979 when a beautiful brunette named Catherine Bach entered our world as Daisy Duke on the television show Dukes of Hazzard. Since that moment in time, we have all become overjoyed at the sight of a sexy woman dressed in the famous short shorts. The Daisy Dukes look is se… Click to read more

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Since its inaugural year in 2001, AskMen’s rankings of the “Top 99 Most Desirable Women” features female stars their readers favor the most based upon attributes men want in a companion. After more than 5 million votes, their 10th annual list revealed a blend of fresh, new faces along with seasoned veterans like Gisele Bundchen and Angelina Jolie who’ve made it onto all 10 editions. Beyoncé emerged as “Woman of the Decade” by ranking high on the list nine times, making it to No. 1 in 2007. Read more after the jump!

Tron Legacy dominated the competition at the box office last weekend pulling in $44 mil with a healthy per screen average of around $13k. Stealing the #2 spot was mixed live action animation adaptation Yogi bear with $16 mil. How Do You Know a romcom is a bomb? When it comes in 8th with $7 mil on a $120 mil budget. This week’s entries feature Rooster Cogburn (greatest name ever), small motherf’ers, big ol’ Jack Black, and a Hollywood bad boy. Santa’s comin’, so make with the reading already.

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Growing up is hard. Especially when you’re famous at a very early age. Many child actors are unable to lead a normal childhood and turn to the fast lane, Hollywood lifestyle of drugs and booze. Some, like Drew Barrymore, are able to pull out of the tailspin, some fade into oblivion (to the dismay of their fans), and others look like they’ve never aged! Hell, you might be watching a child star on your TV or in the theater later and not even know it! So, buckle up, hop in our DeLorean, ‘cuz we’re doin’ a little time travel with these “Then and Now” pics of famous faces.