I became very depressed this morning, seeing Jessica Alba’s very pregnant ass spread all over the internet. I couldn’t help but think of the good old days when “The Internet’s Most Beautiful Bum” graced the pages here at COED.

So today, in memoriam of her once flawless figure (the laws of nature be damned), we pull from the COED Vault to give you a Tribute to Jessica Alba’s Ass.

Jessica Alba is knocked up with her first child, and she’s due summer 2008.

What a tragedy!

To relive the glory days of America’s sexiest babe we link out to Jessica Alba’s Top 5 Sexiest Internet Moments and COED’s Tribute to Jessica Alba’s Ass.

Now, lets get down to business: Who is this Cash Warren and why was he the man lucky enough to fertilize the fox?

Cash Warren, 28, was a director’s assistant on the Fantastic Four set when he and Alba first met in 2005. He grew up in LA, went to high school with Kate Hudson, played on the same high school basketball team as Barron Davis and graduated from Yale University in 2002.

That’s about it. Just your average, non-Hollywood type of guy that makes her feel special.

What a lucky f***er!

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