April 28th is Jessica Alba‘s birthday! On this day 30 years ago, the lovely latina / naughty Native American / Hottie Body Hump Club member entered our world. About two decades later, she perfected what has become known as The Jessica Alba Ass Pose. Many have tried to recreate this provocation position, but few can match Alba’s ability to induce a catatonic state. Her sexy beach butt looks good in a supergirl costume (*wink* *nudge* Universal *cough* Fox) especially in animated gifs. To celebrate Jessica’s b-day, we’re backin’ dat ass up with a photo gallery of her best butt shots. Happy birthday, Jessica!

Hollywood’s hottest are dropping faster than one-legged man in a backflip contest. As FHM says, “the world’s hottest women are getting married, having babies or committing similarly selfish acts at an alarming rate.”
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I am completely baffled whenever I hear anybody say they find Dane Cook funny. Every time. Without fail. Am I being too critical or are the standards for comedy lower than ever?
What has Cook ever done that’s even remotely funny? He’s a third-rate Adam Sandler man-boy out to please vapid sorority chicks and pre-teen boys who haven’t learn… Click to read more