April 28th is Jessica Alba‘s birthday! On this day 30 years ago, the lovely latina / naughty Native American / Hottie Body Hump Club member entered our world. About two decades later, she perfected what has become known as The Jessica Alba Ass Pose. Many have tried to recreate this provocation position, but few can match Alba’s ability to induce a catatonic state. Her sexy beach butt looks good in a supergirl costume (*wink* *nudge* Universal *cough* Fox) especially in animated gifs. To celebrate Jessica’s b-day, we’re backin’ dat ass up with a photo gallery of her best butt shots. Happy birthday, Jessica!

Ha! You said Jif instead of Gif, didn’t ya! Jif’s a tasty peanut butter, brosephina. What are you, a choosy mom? ‘Cuz only choosy moms choose Jif. Speaking of choosy moms, Jessica Alba chooses to never accept a role that requires nudity, yet pics of her nude preggers body leaked on the internet this week. They were great but they were missin… Click to read more

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
… Click to read more

… Click to read more

Every once in a while a celebrity does something so amazing and so awe inspiring that we have to devote an entire post to her genius. Four years ago Jessica Alba wowed the world with an ass pose so perfect and so sexy that we named it the Alba ass shot. And just because it’s impossible to improve upon perfection, doesn’t mean that countless amateurs are sticking out their asses and trying their hardest to recreate magic.

Years ago, Jessica Alba revealed to the world the absolute perfect pose – the Alba ass shot. Since then, paparazzi around the world have been trying to duplicate the photo with as many celebrity hotties as possible. Over the weekend Dancing With The Stars hottie Karina Smirnoff attempted the Jessica Alba Bikini Ass Pose. HollywoodTuna.com leaked the pictu… Click to read more

• 5 Classic Drinks Your Father Drank

• Kim Kardashian Sizzles In FHM

• That Ass Is A Gift

• Jessica Alba Ass Pose Pyramid

• Kate Beckensale Is A Hot Mess

• Hottie Ring Girl

• Some Truly Amazing Combovers

• Sir Charles Arrested, Spent $1,800 Drinking with Urkel

• Fat “Squashing” = Worst. Fetish. Ever.

• Kristin Cavallari Attempts Alba Ass Pose

• Eddie Murphy Entertains White Chicks in Bikinis

• Rey Maualuga Harasses Erin Andrews

• Nut Shot Compilation

- How To Score At Your Company Christmas Party
- Legs Aren’t Supposed To Bend This Way
- 10 Incredible Full Court Basketball Shots
- Best Celebrity Cameltoes of 2008
- Undesputed Top 10 Viral Videos of 2008
- Stephanie Seymour Attempts The Alba Ass Pose… Click to read more