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The Ass-ential Jessica Alba [49 PHOTOS]

The Ass-ential Jessica Alba [49 PHOTOS]

April 28th is Jessica Alba‘s birthday! On this day 30 years ago, the lovely latina / naughty Native American / Hottie Body Hump Club member entered our world. About two decades later, she perfected what has become known as The Jessica Alba Ass Pose. Many have tried to recreate this provocation position, but few can match Alba’s ability to induce a catatonic state. Her sexy beach butt looks good in a supergirl costume (*wink* *nudge* Universal *cough* Fox) especially in animated gifs. To celebrate Jessica’s b-day, we’re backin’ dat ass up with a photo gallery of her best butt shots. Happy birthday, Jessica!

41 Jiggling ‘Jessica’ Animated Gifs (Jessica Simpson, Jessica Biel & Jessica Alba)

41 Jiggling ‘Jessica’ Animated Gifs (Jessica Simpson, Jessica Biel & Jessica Alba)

Ha! You said Jif instead of Gif, didn’t ya! Jif’s a tasty peanut butter, brosephina. What are you, a choosy mom? ‘Cuz only choosy moms choose Jif. Speaking of choosy moms, Jessica Alba chooses to never accept a role that requires nudity, yet pics of her nude preggers body leaked on the internet this week. They were great but they were missin… Click to read more

Jessica Alba Animated Gifs [16 Gifs]

Jessica Alba Animated Gifs [16 Gifs]


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
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Jessica Alba Photos

Jessica Alba Photos

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32 Amateur Jessica Alba Ass Pose Attempts

32 Amateur Jessica Alba Ass Pose Attempts

Every once in a while a celebrity does something so amazing and so awe inspiring that we have to devote an entire post to her genius. Four years ago Jessica Alba wowed the world with an ass pose so perfect and so sexy that we named it the Alba ass shot. And just because it’s impossible to improve upon perfection, doesn’t mean that countless amateurs are sticking out their asses and trying their hardest to recreate magic.

Jessica Alba Ass Pose Attempts: Vote For The Best!

Jessica Alba Ass Pose Attempts: Vote For The Best!

Years ago, Jessica Alba revealed to the world the absolute perfect pose – the Alba ass shot. Since then, paparazzi around the world have been trying to duplicate the photo with as many celebrity hotties as possible. Over the weekend Dancing With The Stars hottie Karina Smirnoff attempted the Jessica Alba Bikini Ass Pose. HollywoodTuna.com leaked the pictu… Click to read more

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