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Today’s WTF news items feature a former porn star who’s stockpiling her talent roster with celebrity mistresses, a new planet that will put Jupiter in its place (finally!), and the possibility that we might owe the Nazis thanks for 3D film. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

For as long as men have seeked fame and fortune, they have also cheated on their wives and girlfriends. Yet there are some men that go beyond simple cheating. These are the low down dirty, no good, crazy ass, DAWGS! Here are the ten most ridiculous cheaters in the history of sex.

Ah, porn stars! How can you have a sex scandal when the only thing you’re famous for is having sex? Truly, it takes a special type of porn star to create a stir doing something in her spare time which she’s paid to do at work. Here are the six sexiest sex scandals involving America’s greatest heroes, the porn star:

Everyone with a webcam or a knack for having sex with married celebrities can get their fifteen minutes of fame. But only the truly talented can extend those 15 minutes into an interview on 20/20, a Playboy contract, and a television series. We’ve put together a handy guide on turning your 15 minutes of fame into a a lifelong career of book signings, national news mugshot cameos, and late-career sex tape success.

For most of us the concept of having so much sex that you must go into rehab is just plain silly. Thanks to the likes of Tiger Woods and Jesse James the concept of sex rehab is garnering lots of national attention. After reviewing all the riveting literature on sex rehab (thanks to these celebrities), the trained monkeys at COED have compiled a list of things that you learn in sex rehab.

So it looks like America’s girl next door has been using the back door far more often that you could ever imagine. Yep, that’s right. Sandra Bullock’s incredibly (disturbingly) kinky alleged sex tape includes everything from an authentic Dirty Sanchez to Nazi role play.

Only two wide releases jump into the fray this weekend to take on the reigning champion “Alice in Wonderland.” One can be seen in 3D while the other explores the fourth dimension! I have a feeling the phrase “Great White Buffalo” will sweep dorm rooms, dive bars, and dragon lairs.

As Oscar night approaches, I’m in the midst of doing my usual handicapping of who I think will win in in which category. But I already know who I’m rooting for in the Best Actress and Supporting Actress categories.