October 6th is Come and Take It Day, which celebrates a slogan used in the Texas Revolution in 1835. As soon as I saw that saying, the first thought that popped into my extremely cluttered dome-piece was the now legendary quote from roid-riddled, juice-faced gorilla Ronnie from MTV’s Jersey Shore, “Come at me, bro!” Since Ron Ron barked that now infamous expression during the first season while trying to avoid a fight on the boardwalk, it’s been whole-heartedly adopted into the internet meme universe. To celebrate this daring day, we’ve pulled together the funniest, most WTF ‘Come at me, bro’ photos and vids. Check ‘em out after the jump.

If you’re a kid, of course you’re gonna be interested in a snowman on the boardwalk of the Jersey Shore. Maybe if you were dropped as a child, you might think that it’s real. As an adult, though, you need to be more aware that something’s amiss. I’m not saying you need to possess a ninja-like “I-can-hear-someone’s-heart-beating-inside-the-costume” awareness. Maybe we just start with something simple like it’s warm outside – that snowman probably isn’t real. Watch as this pony-tailed father protects his son from the very-real threat of a snowman after the jump.

We originally couldn’t attend the third annual GuidoFest in Manasquan but thanks to Hurricane Irene, it was pushed to this past Saturday (September 3rd). For $10, you gain entry to a shore house’s backyard that included about a dozen kegs, 3 ice luges, several Gatorade buckets of jungle juice, a DJ from the world headquarters for guidos (DJais in Belmar), a roof made for hot girls dancing, and a porch that was perfect for stage dives. Check out pics and videos from the party after the jump.

The greatest video evidence we have against creationism is the Jersey Shore. The connection between Snooki, the Situation, etc. and apes is unreal. They both beat their chests, fight for alpha status, exhibit sudden outbursts of rage, act like animals, and fling their [verbal] sh*t at each other. Someone mashed up footage from the Rise of the Planet of the Apes and the Jersey Shore to help you see the connection. Check out the video after the jump.

In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, Eli says he’s just as terrific as Tom Brady, Coco Chanel might’ve been a nazi spy, Abercrombie & Fitch wants to pay the Jersey Shore cast to NOT wear their clothes, Playboy released their first ever braille edition, Hulk Hogan might be gay, Kate Upton looks good in denim, Miranda Kerr looks good in lingerie, Anne Hathaway tries to do Lil Wayne, The Game might go to jail for a tweet, Ndamukong Suh got fined again, Gerard Depardieu pissed on an airplane floor, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

Rip on the Jersey Shore all you want, but don’t think that will stop thousands of hotties each weekend from drinking Bronsons and vodka sodas on the beach while you’re at home pounding Hatorade. Marketing Dude Steve checked out Manasquan ‘down the shore’ (I really do hate that phrase) and found an awesome Around the World Party. Of course he filmed it. Highlights include (but are not limited to) Neon Chick [:25], Girl Doing Awkward Bird Dance [:54], and the numerous Shot Skis. Check out the party after the jump!

In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, we cover Barney Frank possibly getting the new nickname Frank ‘n’ Beans after farting on live television, more rioting in London, a map of the world’s new credit ratings, Imogen Thomas topless, Vida Guerra looking hotter than ever, the trailer for season 2 of Boardwalk Empire, a chick named Slut Truffle, Nikki Reed giving a sh*t, Jersey Shore joining the Three Stooges movie, a 10 year old supermodel, the forbidden five’s party invite, a homeless dude with 2 masters degrees, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

Rest easy folks because The Jersey Shore, returns next week on August 4th. I can’t wait to see the further damage they’ve caused to the Italian-American stereotype. I also can’t wait to see the new ‘J-Wow,’ which is exactly why we pulled together this gallery of Jersey Shore chicas. I never knew oompa loompas could be so sexy.

Today’s edition of Wrap It Up features the meme possibilities of the new nude ad for Two and a Half Men, leisure diving, Reddit’s co-founder in ur internetz, the teaser trailer for The Amazing Spider-Man reboot, Kenny Britt getting molested by Britney Spears, The Hunger Games animated poster, Jennifer Hawkins in next to nothing, Lindsay Ellingson in lingerie, Annalynne McCord getting egg’d, Ken Jeong photobombing Kate Upton’s GQ shoot, the Big Boob issue of Nuts, JediBot, a preview of Jersey Shore Season 4 and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, we look at an accomplice in Biggie Smalls’ murder coming forward, Entenmann’s cooking up a pretty edgy tweet to capitalize on the Casey Anthony not guilty verdict, Fox News reporting Obama’s dead, a crazy rally between senior citizens at Wimbledon, a drunk Brewers fan falling down stairs then pissing himself, Audrina Patridge in FHM, JWoww in lingerie for Maxim, Kobayashi crushing Joey Chestnut, Charlie Sheen’s Comedy Central Roast, penis size, underrated women, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

Sure, all the cast members of MTV’s Jersey Shore love to party but none of them have gone as far as stabbing an ex-boyfriend. Earlier this week the ex-boyfriend, Tom Lippolis, of Jennifer Farley, the breathtakingly beautiful star of Jersey Shore better known as JWoww, told Star magazine that JWoww stabbed him earlier last year with a steak knife. If this is true then I guess the old saying about smoking hot women is true, “the hotter they are, the crazier they are!” Good news for you, no chance of a stabbing by checking her out in this very sexy pictorial. Enjoy!

TV and marijuana go together like, well, TV and marijuana. While getting high makes doing just about anything more fun, there’s nothing quite as relaxing as getting stoned and becoming one with the couch for a marathon of your favorite shows. But be warned, watching TV while high can be a double-edged sword because while there’s plenty of awesome programming out there, there’s also a few which are so bad they’ll instantly kill your buzz. Check out our guide to the 5 best – and the 5 worst – TV shows to watch while high. See the list after the jump!

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