Sometimes, the feeling just creeps up on you. Whether it’s because you’re really stressed out, horny, or bored, a visit from Susie Redpalm and her Five Sisters can be beneficial. That same visit can also wind up extremely embarrassing if you’re caught. If you’re not too sure whether or not you’re in the clear to wrestle the one-eyed monster, check this list after the jump. It’s not comprehensive, but it’s a d*mn good start.

Masturbating is not a crime but apparently it’s getting to be a serious problem at these 13 places of higher education. Here’s my issue, most of these notices state the blockages are caused by hair and semen. So, while the guys get singled out for blowing their loads, maybe we should take a closer look at chicks not wearing bathing caps. Or maybe the chicks at these 13 schools need to start giving it up easier. We feel for you, dudes. Not that kinda feel. Ew. Anyway, check out our photo gallery after the jump to see which schools fap their f***ing nuts off.

Out of all the places on Earth that this dude could have decided to get his rocks off, he had to choose to park his SUV – with the sunroof open – in front of an office building with a bunch of people who could look down and capture his voyeuristic escapades on tape. Sorry dude – covering up with a towel doesn’t mean you’re invisible, just sayin’.

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