Today’s edition of Wrap It Up covers Rachel Uchitel’s never-ending quest to be the world’s biggest gold digger, Cheap Trick’s stage collapse during Bluesfest, Jeremy Shockey’s bold promise on the NFL Lockout, Joe Sakic’s hole in one, Lucy Pinder’s sexy new ad for Lynx, Rebecca Black’s new single, trailers for The Dark Knight Rises, The Thing, and The Avengers, South Park’s cheesy poofs may soon be real and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

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Today, the Federal Courts decided to dismiss a $550,000 lawsuit filed against CBS regarding Janet Jackson’s 2004 Super Bowl “Wardrobe Malfunction.”
On any other day the courts decision that Janet’s malfunction wasn’t indecent would be the NFL story of the day, but it just so happens that two major NFL stars have been trad… Click to read more