PETA, an organization known for whoring out women “for the cause” as much as their anti-fur sentiments, dedicate an entire website to the Olsen Twins for whoring out fur.

College Candy offers up some gifts to get your mom this holiday season. Better them than us – my mom would be not be too pleased with a gravity bong.

“This Game Show Host Was Hospitalized Today for a Mild Myocardial Infarction”

Jessica Simpson is like, so ready for serious acting in movies and stuff.

Amy Wineshouse proves her love to caged hubby Blake…by arriving too late for visiting hours.

No bathroom is complete without a flat-panel TV/heated-towel rack.

My favorite SNL parodies are those Celebrity Jeopardy spoofs. No matter how many times I watch them, they constantly make me laugh.

You know what else makes me laugh that’s even better than (admittedly) mediocre satirical sketches? Retro clips of Alex Trebek swearing his head off and acting like a pompous asshole.

Listen to that Canadian accent! Impressive.

This just goes to show that even celebrities who aren’t really celebrities have overblown egos. It must have something to do with staring into a camera all day, or in Trebek’s case, spending years and years of his life rattling off little known facts and hanging out with nerds.

Next week on Entourage:

It seems like Vince’s new movie is in jeopardy and no one can reach Ari. E is upset because Walsh keeps calling him “Suit�? and won’t let him read the new ending to his script. Meanwhile, Turtle is upset because he broke his favorite bong, and Drama is worried his character is being written out of his show “Five Towns.�? Finally, Walsh lets the guys have the script and E and Vince both agree it’s the best ending to a movie they’ve ever read. Ari resurfaces to tell Vince he got Jessica Biel to play his co-star in the movie. Vince bangs Jessica Biel. Ari makes a hip reference to Vince being bigger than Jason “F**king�? Bourne. Turtle gets a new bong. Lloyd tells Drama he is playing the lead in a spin-off series of his show. Ari makes a gay reference. Everyone clinks beers on a rooftop.

Next week on Entourage:

Everyone is worried that something from Vince’s new movie got leaked to the press. There’s some other uninteresting plot involving E. Turns out the story gives the movie even bigger buzz. Vince bangs the reporter who leaked the story. Turtle and Drama get handj*bs. Everyone clinks beers on a rooftop.

Next week on Entourage:

The economy hits the skids. Everyone is worried production will stop on Vince’s movie because Americans don’t have the same disposable income to spend on going to the movies they once had. The economy turns around. Everyone clinks beers on a rooftop. (more…)