Great news for anyone who’s feeling good in their happy place. Jenny McCarthy has announced that she will be returning to Playboy in the July/August double issue. Back in 2009, Jenny announced in US Magazine that she’d like to be a Playmate again before she turned 40. It seems that Hef still can’t say “no” to a beautiful woman… Click to read more

Cyber Monday was created by The National Retail Foundation to help boost online sales the week after Black Friday, the most insane holiday shopping day of the year. Seriously, I don’t even leave the house on Black Friday. People were legit brawling over a $2 waffle maker, ignoring dead guys on the ground, and pepper spraying an entire Wal-Mart to get an X-box. F that noise. I’ll purchase my ‘ish online. If you need a break from the merch madness, we’ve compiled photo galleries of every single Playboy.com Cyber Girl of the Month from 2005 on. Check out the gifts that keep on giving after the jump.

I’m the last guy on Earth to be critiquing women’s fashion, but what in the holy F*** were the ladies who attended last night’s AMAs thinking? With the exceptions of maybe Selena Gomez, Bleona Qereti, and David Hasselhoff’s girlfriend Hayley Roberts, the red carpet was really lackluster. I didn’t watch the telecast because I was busy witnessing the Giants sh*t the bed but is the T&A at the AMAs always this lame? Maybe it’s because I’m hungover and bitter about Big Blue’s loss or maybe I’ve gone criminally insane. Take a look and vote in our poll after the jump.

The very first issue of Rolling Stone magazine was published on November 9, 1967. In the debut issue, Jann wrote, “is not just about the music, but about the things and attitudes that music embraces.” During the 1980s the magazine began to shift focus towards being a general “entertainment” magazine. Music was still a dominant topic but there was increasing coverage of celebrities in television, movies and the pop culture of the day. The magazine also initiated its annual “Hot Issue” during this time. With it came sexier covers. To celebrate the anniversary of the mag’s premiere, we’ve pulled together its 39 sexiest covers. Take a look then vote for the one you think trumps them all in our poll below.

Unless you’re into some pretty weird stuff, my guess is that you don’t enjoy looking at pictures of your favorite celebrities when they’re pregnant. Sure, they’re chests are a little bigger – but that comes with a price. And stretch marks. Yes, even celebrities have to face the downsides of having children (although they usually literally work their @sses off afterwards). That’s why we’ve pulled together a great gallery of the sexiest celebrity mothers before they had children. Amazing abs: RIP. Check out the celebrity hotties and their pre-pregnant bodies after the jump!

September 11th was National Grandparents Day. Kinda unfortunate for obvious reasons, but we felt it would be a great disservice to parents of parents everywhere if we didn’t honor them somehow. While grandfathers typically get pissed whenever you try to shower them with praise, grandmothers love to be loved. We’re more than happy to oblige, especially if they’re GILFs. Check out our list of sexiest celebrity grandmothers we’d like to … friend… then vote for the sexiest in our poll after the jump.

The 1999 film American Pie, and more specifically Stifler’s Mom, introduced us to the MILF (Mother I’d Like to F**k). Since then it has only become more mainstream. Whether it be a celebrity, your friend’s mom, or even your mom (whoa), we all know a MILF. What better way to celebrate Mother’s Day than with some smoking hot, celebrity moms. Check out our rankings then vote in our poll after the jump!

Playboy announced Thursday that Bethanie Badertscher is the 2011 Cyber Girl of the Year! She was originally Playboy’s Cyber Girl of the Month for June 2010 and now it looks like Bethanie is on to much bigger and better things! While we’re all very proud of her achievement, it wouldn’t be fair not to acknowledge all of the Cyber Girl of the Year winners throughout the years since it’s inception in 2005 (that’s 5 years of sexy right there). All of us at COED would like congratulate Bethanie on this prestigious accolade and to celebrate, hit the jump to see all the previous winners for yourself!

Today’s Miss COED, Marilyn Monroe, was Playboy’s first ever Playmate, though back in December 1953 when the first issue was published, it was known as the “Sweetheart of the Month“. The traditional definition of “playmate” is one who is “a companion at play”. Mr. Hefner‘s version of a companion at play is an attractive female model who is featured in a pictorial that includes nude photos, a centerfold poster, a short bio, and a “Playmate Data Sheet” displaying birthdate, measurements, turn-ons, and turn-offs. This comprehensive feature appears in the centerfold/gatefold of Playboy. But, what makes a Playmate “popular”? Is it her bust, her brains, or her bold personality? Find out after the jump!

• She’s single…you interested?
• This guy is releasing nude photos of his own wife
• The scariest thing you’ll see all day
• Only in America does he get a TV show
• Sofia Vergara out and about
• Mark Zuckerberg has a Facebook stalker. HAHAHA
• The funny new show you should be watching

When Valentines Day looms, a single dude’s attention tends to shift into finding that special someone, be it for a night or the rest of his life. The dance of courtship involves dinner and a movie, usually of her choosing. You can tell a lot about a woman by the kind of movie she likes. With that in mind, here are a few movies that you’ll want to avoid if she suggests them. Trust me, if a girl makes you watch these movies with her, she is either oblivious to the limits of a man’s sanity or she is trying to torture you. In either case, run for the hills when she suggests these duds. See our DO NOT WATCH picks after the jump!

When you think of the perfect mate, the dream girl, the woman you’d cut off appendages to meet, what do you picture? Some would say Miss America. Some would opt for Victoria’s Secret or Sports Illustrated model. How about the Playboy Playmate? For decades, the Playmate has been one of the most iconic sex symbols the world over. Right now, Playboy’s asking users to vote for the 2011 Playmate of the Year to see which beautiful Bunny from 2010 is most popular. Will it be Heather Rae Young? Jaime Edmondson? Crystal Harris? Well, we decided to take it a step further by seeing which Playmate of ANY year is the most popular of all-time. How did we do it? Google, of course!

Our next ten most popular playmates feature a twin (and former gf of Hef), one of the hottest Summers ever, an ageless wonder, and a Gorgeous Guess Girl.

#40 Angela Little
Playmate of the Month for August 1998
432,000 results

#39 Holley Ann Dorrough
Playmate of the Month for April 2006
468,000 results

#38 Deanna Brooks
Playmate of the Month for May 1998
480,000… Click to read more

Our next ten most popular playmates feature Hef’s current fiancée, a vampire slayer, a tomb raider, and a Perfect 10!

#30 Crystal Harris
Playmate of the Month for December 2009
518,000 results

#29 Tailor James
Playmate of the Month for June 2003
524,000 results

#28 Buffy Tyler
Playmate of the Month November 2000
524,000 results

#27 Pilar Lastra
Playmate o… Click to read more

Our next ten most popular playmates feature the former host of MTV’s Singled Out and Jim Carrey’s ex-girlfriend, another Gorgeous Guess Girl, and the 2006 Playmate of the Year.

#20 Jenny McCarthy
Playmate of the Month for October 1993
605,000 results

#19 Kara Monaco
Playmate of the Month for June 2005
629,000 results

#18 Heather Carolin
Playmate of the Mont… Click to read more