COED Classic: FHM vs Maxim Model Showdown!

After the much loved Sports Illustrated vs Victoria’s Secret, we’ve decided to put together the next installment of hottie head-to-heads: FHM vs Maxim. The best of the best, these two publications have helped define what it means to be a man in the 21st Century–and brought us the hottest chicks from across the globe every month of the year. But which one rolls out the hottest pictures?  (more…)

Is Pamela Anderson Art?

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Pamela Anderson is truly one of a kind: a pin-up with huge implants who somehow managed to cross over from the pages of Playboy to the American mainstream. There are others like her — most notably Carmen Electra and Jenny McCarthy — but while her contemporaries have been languishing on the D-list for years now (McCarthy has literally been reduced to an autism awareness activist), Pam has managed to remain a household name for the better of two decades.

In many ways, she embodies the modern American dream (even though she’s Canadian). She went from rags to riches — obscurity to notoriety — on nothing more than a pretty face and a fantastic pair of boobs. Many have taken to calling her the Marilyn Monroe of her time (someone even made a video about it). It’s an easy comparison to make, except for one glaring difference between the two: Marilyn died when she was 36. At the age of 41, Pam is still alive and well. (more…)

Open Up And Say Ah(some): Celebrity Tongues

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If you’re a fan of Hayden Panettiere (and you should be), you may have noticed that the woman loves to lick things. Like, a lot. But after a little bit of research we noticed that way more hotties than just Hayden have something of an oral fixation. From Jessica Alba to Olivia Wilde, these viciously sexy Hollywood vixens seem to love to show us their tongues. And the more awesome the tongue, the more the woman shows it. And you know what? We’re totally OK with that.

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The Women of Red Alert are Today’s Daily Snapshot

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EA’s epic real-time strategy game Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3 combines what every video game should combine – sweet gameplay and super hot chicks. They’ve hired some of the hottest chicks on the planet, from Jenny McCarthy to Gemma Atkinson, to play the real-life counterparts to their characters.

The Women of Red Alert are Today’s Daily Snapshot

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The 100 Hottest Hand-Bras of All-Time

Ah, yes–the wonderful, magnificent “hand-bra”. There’s just something about a woman holding her own breasts that sends a magical lightning bolt of lust through any man worth his weight in Jergens. Maybe it’s that we want to put our hands there, or maybe it’s how freakin’ hot you look doin’ it. So get ready because if you’re already a breast-man, this could possibly be the greatest thing you’ve ever seen in you’re entire life. And if you’re not a breast-man, you’re about to become one. You’re welcome.

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FHM Vs Maxim Model Showdown

After the much loved Sports Illustrated vs Victoria’s Secret, we’ve decided to put together the next installment of hottie head-to-heads: FHM vs Maxim. The best of the best, these two publications have helped define what it means to be a man in the 21st Century–and brought us the hottest chicks from across the globe every month of the year. But which one rolls out the hottest pictures?

To help figure out this all-important query, we’ve taken the hottest girls who’ve posed for both magazines and put their pictures against each other to decide once and for all which is the king of the lad mags.

Check out FHM vs Maxim after the jump! (more…)

“Sticking It” To the Man!

Steve York - Koala TVSteve York, a 22-year-old senior at the University of California San Diego, asked himself a question – “To Porn or Not to Porn?”

While serving as editor of The Koala (a satirical magazine known for printing irreverent and controversial material) last year he decided as a pet project to being back Koala TV, a show that used to run every week on the campus TV station SRTV with the same irreverent nature as the magazine.

How irreverent you ask? The show was taken off the air six years ago for airing a Jenny McCarthy porn tape.

It probably had better ratings then Jenny.

So bring it back he did, and if you’re going to air porn, why not have the fun yourself?

“We decided in February, for something funny to do, to do a real quick amateur tape, like 10 minutes of me and a lady friend,â€? York told COED. “We aired it once, and it generated a little talk, but the school paper asked me to run it again so they could get some pictures, and they ended up running on front page.â€? (more…)