Unless you’re into some pretty weird stuff, my guess is that you don’t enjoy looking at pictures of your favorite celebrities when they’re pregnant. Sure, they’re chests are a little bigger – but that comes with a price. And stretch marks. Yes, even celebrities have to face the downsides of having children (although they usually literally work their @sses off afterwards). That’s why we’ve pulled together a great gallery of the sexiest celebrity mothers before they had children. Amazing abs: RIP. Check out the celebrity hotties and their pre-pregnant bodies after the jump!

The 1999 film American Pie, and more specifically Stifler’s Mom, introduced us to the MILF (Mother I’d Like to F**k). Since then it has only become more mainstream. Whether it be a celebrity, your friend’s mom, or even your mom (whoa), we all know a MILF. What better way to celebrate Mother’s Day than with some smoking hot, celebrity moms. Check out our rankings then vote in our poll after the jump!

As What Would Tyler Durden Do points out, Smallville began its 10th season earlier this week so the CW sent out pics of Laura Vandervoort as Supergirl. Though Laura is super hot, we wondered what other super sexy celebrities would look like in the Supergirl outfit. It didn’t take us long to find legions of photoshopped fakes featuring your favorite femme fatales in the good old blue, red, and gold. We’ve never been more jealous of the letter, ‘S’. Up, up, and away!

It is pretty widely known that Barack Obama is a studly basketball player so on tonight’s episode of The Buried Life Jonnie, Duncan, Ben and Dave will attempt the most ambitious task to date, #95: Play Ball with Obama.  Luckily for the guys there’s an endless barrage of super sexy Hollywood stars who support Barack Obama, the list is practically… Click to read more

Based on the Horror classic that helped kick start the horror movie genre, The Wolfman tells the tale of Lawrence Talbot (Benicio Del Toro) and his return to his homeland of Blackmore. After his mother died when he was a child, Talbot left his home and traveled to America, where he spent the majority of his life.

The votes are finally in for FHM UK’s annual FHM‘s “100 Sexiest Women In The World”. And for the most part, the list is pretty good. But after seeing who all made the cut, we realized that some of the ladies who constantly appear on these lists have no business whatsoever being branded as sex symbols. We know, we’re as guilty as anyone. But we’ve decided enough is enough…

Yee-haw – It’s Texas Independence Day! On this day in 1836, the Texas Declaration of Independence was adopted. And 173 years later, the state is still big as hell and going strong. So to celebrate this under-appreciated holiday, we’ve rounded-up all the hottest Texans we could find. From Jessica Simpson to Jessica Drake, these lovely ladies are definitely not to be messed with.

After two extremely long and tedious years, the Presidential horse race is finally coming to a close. There’s been ups and there’s been downs, but more than anything, there’s been an endless barrage of super sexy Hollywood stars getting out to support the celebrity candidate of choice, Barack Obama.
There’s so many hotties gett… Click to read more

Any hottie list that kicks off with Ali Larter at #100 and ends with Jessica Alba at #1 is good in my book. Oh Sh*t! Did I just give away FHM’s #1 Sexiest Women in the World for 2007? Oops!
Even though you now know #1, the list is still very solid and worth checking out…… Click to read more

Just when you thought Knocked Up was the last word on unplanned pregnancy in a comedy, Juno rolls through with a slight modification: teenage pregnancy, a parents’ least-favorite subject.
Starring Arrested Development alumni Jason Bateman and Michael Cera – alas, neither actor appears onscreen together – Juno tells the story of Jun… Click to read more

I have a dream. In my dream, I’m running my own magazine and every month I interview our sexy cover model in person. My scenario also has the two of us alone on a yacht in the middle of the ocean during the Q&A, sipping champagne out of long flutes and laughing. Always lots of laughter.
Unfortunately, this isn’t quite what happened with Jennifer… Click to read more