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It’s Breast Cancer Awareness Month, people. And that means we should be celebrating the awesomeness of this female feature by helping to find a cure. It also means we should also be helping by looking at as many boobs as possible. Because, let’s face it, there is nothing better than an awesome set of real boobs. I’m talking the kind of boobs that make you short of breath, make your stomach hurt when you catch even a glimpse – the kind of boobs that can both make and ruin your day because of how mind-blowingly awesome they are. But these 52 women have the best boobs on the planet. Care to take a look? Of course you do!

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There is nothing better than an awesome set of real boobs. I’m talking the kind of boobs that make you short of breath, make your stomach hurt when you catch even a glimpse – the kind of boobs that can both make and ruin your day because of how mind-blowingly awesome they are – and how much you want to/can’t motorboat them. But these 52 women have the best boobs on the planet. Care to take a look? Of course you do!

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As you all know by now, Saint Patty’s Day is coming up next week (though we’re pretty sure you will be drunk the entire weekend). And that means paying our alcohol fueled respects to the glorious green isle. So in preparation for this awesome holiday, we’ve rounded up 36 of the hottest Irish-American celebrities for your viewing pleasure. So sit back, relax, grab some green beer and have at it.

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We’ve seen a lot over the past year, from historic elections to historic crashes – plus, a whole lotta boobs. But out of all the dust and the rubble, these 25 photo shoots have risen above the rest to deliver more sexiness from a single woman than a Spitzer binge. These girls look so good, they should have paid to be in these magazines. So get ready for the best of the best – the 25 Sexiest Photo Collections of 2008.

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25. Olivia Munn: Complex – February 2008

G4’s “Attack of the Show” co-host Olivia Munn is every guy’s dream. Smart, sexy and a lover of video games, this bangin’ brunette bombshell was born in Oklahoma, though she and her family soon moved to Japan, where Olivia spent most of her time growing up. Before landing the AOTS! co-host spot in 2006, Olivia spent a short stint as a sideline reporter for Fox Sports Net and she’s appeared in a slew of magazines, from Playboy (non-nude) to Vanity Fair. But we have to say, this Complex shoot takes the cake.

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24. Carmen Electra: Playboy – December 2008

A staple in the world of hot chicks, Carmen Electra has been on our wish-list since we understood boobs. She’s been everywhere and done every sexy thing a woman could do–not counting marrying Rodman. That was just wrong.

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23. Imogen Bailey: Maxim UK Magazine – November 2008

Imogen Bailey, a 31-year-old Australian model and actress first came to fame by being super hot in men’s magazines like FHM. In 2001, she won the title of Australia’s sexiest model in Ralph magazine and has since appeared in a slew of publications like Zoo Weekly, with additional roles on shows like Celebrity Big Brother and Celebrity Survivor.

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22. Cameron Richardson: Maxim – October 2008

Twenty-nine-year-old actress Cameron Richardson appeared in Stuff Magazine’s “102 Sexiest Women In The World” in 2002 and ranked #52 on Maxim’s “Hot 100″ list in 2005. She also landed a spot on the cover of Women’s Health magazine. But our friends at Popoholic have found one of the sexiest photo shoots this year with this new set. And we have to say, Ms. Richardson is definitely one of our new favorites.

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21. Stacy Keibler: Maxim – October 2008

Blond, leggy and hot as hell,  Stacy Keibler took sexy to a new level in the WWE as a professional wrestler and danced her perfect a$$ off on “Dancing with the Stars.” She’s also appeared on the covers of Maxim and Stuff magazines. If there’s anything this chick is not good at, we’re yet to find it.

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20. Jessica Simpson: Esquire Magazine – May 2008

No matter what you think of Jessica Simpson or her music, no living, breathing man can say that this blond bombshell isn’t something special. We admit, she’s not the best singer or actress out there, but when you can fill in a bikini this well, there’s no way people aren’t going to take pictures of you. And this shoot with Esquire takes the cake.

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19. Katy Perry: FHM UK – January 2009

She kissed a girl and we like that. But what we like even better, besides her surprisingly bangin’ body and do-me eyes, is that before Ms. Perry (who’s original name was Katy Hudson) became 2008’s summer hit sensation, she was making the rounds as a Christian artist. Then she transformed into a sinful pop singer, bringing girl-on-girl action into the mainstream in a way Joe Francis never could. Katy, we salute you.

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18. Tricia Helfer: FHM – March 2008

Best known for her role as Number Six in Battlestar Galactica, Tricia Helfer is a 34-year-old Canadian model and actress, having graced the covers of ELLE, Cosmopolitan, Vogue as well as appearing topless in the Feb. 2007 issue of Playboy. But these new photos from FHM Germany are just ridiculous.

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17. Olga Kurylenko:  Maxim and FHM – November 2008

This 28-year-old sizzler started her career as a model, after being scouted on a Russian beach at age 13 before relocating to France. Luckily for you, she is also the newest Bond girl from the latest 007 flick, Quantum of Solace. We’re not necessarily saying she’s the hottest Bond girl, but we’d be prepared to make a very large bet that she is.

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16. Audrina Patridge:  Maxim – November 2008

Audrina Patridge, 23-year-old star of MTV’s The Hills isn’t exactly known for her mental prowess. And thank God for that! These new pictures are about as hot as rich, tanned brunette can get. And with these new smokin’ hot Maxim pictures, she sure to be around even more. And that’s something we’re definitely OK with.

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15. Diora Baird: Maxim UK – September 2008

When taking pictures of a body like Diora Baird’s (actually, there is no body like Diora’s) it’s hard to f**k it up. But these Maxim pictures damn near do her justice. So far, she appeared in a handful of movies and has a wicked Playboy spread. But no matter how bad she is as an actress, there’s two good reasons why this woman should be in a movie. We’ll let you guess what they are.

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14. Hilary Duff: Maxim – December 2008

Ah, Hilary Duff – the cutesy blond turned bombshell. Originally made famous for her albums and roles in the television series Lizzie McGuire and the movie Cheaper by the Dozen, Duff has since blown up into a household name, known by teenie-boppers and 53-year-old alcoholic creepers alike.

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13. Jennifer Aniston: GQ – December 2008

From her days on Friends to her big screen career, Jennifer Aniston has not only remained one of the hottest actresses in Hollywood but seems to just get better every year. But we have to say – this GQ shoot is the best dang things she’s ever done. The only thing better would be if we came into the office one morning to see her sitting like this on our couch.

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12. Kristen Bell: Complex – January 2008

Twenty-eight year old “Heroes” hottie landed rolls in everything from television shows to video games to magazine covers. And she’s one of COED’s favorite gals. Though she’d begun her career on Broadway, Bell started her on-screen career in 2001 with Pootytang and has been blowing up ever since. But something tells us we’re going to see a lot more of Miss Bell in ‘09.

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11. Amber Heard: Maxim  – August 2008

FHM recently aimed their camera lens at 22-year-old Pineapple Express hottie Amber Heard and unleashed these pictures that burned up the Internet. Before landing that role, she starred in All the Boys Love Mandy Lane but gained most her fame from her role of “Greta Matthews” on CW Television. But something tells us that after landing a role in a movie about weed and shedding this much clothing in a national magazine, she’s not going to be doing any family friendly material anytime soon. Cha-ching!

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10. Mila Kunis: Complex – March 2008

Of course you’ve seen Mila Kunis on That 70’s Show and around the Net, being super hot. But if you haven’t seen her in Fogetting Sarah Marshall, you are missing two of the best hours of your life. Not only is she more smoking than you’ve ever seen her, she nearly makes Kristen Bell seem like a dog-face. Yeah, it’s that good.

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9. Kate Beckinsale:  Mean Magazine – March 2008

With arguably the best boobs in the business, this British uber-hottie has been at the top of our list since we learned how to make lists. Not only does she have a ridiculously smokin’ bod, but she’s willing to show it all off, all the time. Really, chicks don’t get much any better than this.

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8. Audrey O’Day: Complex – September 2008

This 24-year-old singer, actress and model was discovered on P. Diddy’s Making the Band 3, and is currently a member of musical group Danity Kane, and has performed with The Pussycat Dolls. She strutted her stuff on the catwalk at Heatherette’s Fall 2007 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week show, and is slated to appear in the upcoming comedy American High School.

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7. Lindsay Lohan: New Yorker – February 2008

We here at COED aren’t the biggest fans of Lindsay Lohan, but we have to admit that we were as excited as the next guy to see her first nude photo shoot with New York Magazine. Because no matter how drunk or drug-addled, you just can’t stop a body this rockingly awesome.

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6. Keeley Hazell: FHM UK – March 2008

With arguably the best boobs in the business, this British uber-hottie has been at the top of our list since we learned how to make lists. Not only does she have a ridiculously smokin’ bod, but she’s willing to show it all off, all the time. Really, chicks don’t get much any better than this.

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5. Gisele Bundchen: GQ – July 2008

If you’re a dude and don’t know who Gisele Bundchen is at this point, you’re probably just pretending to be a dude. The Brazilian beauty models for everyone, from Victoria’s Secret to Vogue, and in the Guinness Book of World Records as the world’s richest supermodel. And now she’s getting married to (injured) super-quarterback, Tom Brady. Wow, a supermodel marries a professional athlete. Who’da guess that would happen…

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4. Rachel Bilson:  GQ – January 2008

Since landing on the scene as The O.C.’s Summer Roberts, we’ve had a thing for this 27-year-old brunette beauty. Though most of the people in her family have been in the entertainment industry in one way or another, from writers to directors, you might be interested to know that her mother is a sex therapist. And as far as we can tell, that can only be a good thing.

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3. Abigail Clancy:  FHM – September 2008

At the 2006 FIFA World Cup, 22-year-old Abby Clancy made British headlines when she was introduced as the girlfriend of famed Liverpool striker, Peter Crouch. Since then, Clancy’s career has taken off. She has officially become queen of the WAGs, and now she has one of the hottest shoots in the world. What’ve you got?

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2. Marisa Miller: SI – February 2008

Oh Marisa Miller, how we adore thee. With flowing blond hair, a perfect twinkling smile and the most mind-bogglingly rockingest body in all the land, this Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated cover model rivals even Megan Fox for the title of Hottest Chick on The F’ing Planet. And this SI shoot says it all.

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1. Megan Fox: GQ – October 2008

Once again, Megan Fox is our #1 – but she sure as hell deserves it. Not only is she the hottest woman on the planet, she’s kind enough to take time out of her busy schedule to hike over to GQ and shoot ridiculously sexy pictures for all of us to salivate over. I don’t know about the rest of you, but I think she should be nominated for some type of award–the Nobel Peace Prize for hotness.

Gentlemen, it’s been a long year – a lot of ins, a lot of outs, a lot of what-have-yous. And we’re more than ready to get on to bigger and better times. But before moving forward, it’s important to look back on the important things. Now, you can call us superficial, vapid and vulgar, but no matter how hard we try, nothing seems more important than all the spectacular boobs 2008 had to offer. So let’s just take a moment to reflect on the past in the best way we know how – with the largest single collection of boobs on the Internet! We present to you, The Year in Re-Boob: 2008!

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As if we needed to be told, Megan Fox has just been voted the Sexiest Woman in Hollywood, according to a survey of 2000 Fandago.com readers. Both men and women voted Fox No. 1 as the actress they were most excited to see in the upcoming year, beating out hottie-heavy weights Jessica Alba and Scarlett Johansson, who landed the No. 2 and No. 3 slots.

Filling out the rest of the Top 10 list is Charlize Theron, Salma Hayek, Kate Beckinsale, Jessica Biel, Jennifer Aniston, Nicole Kidman and Halle Berry.

So congrats to you, Miss Fox – you super, extra hot. Not that that was in question, in the first place…