Bad Ass Puppy Protectors

Jessica Simpson Vs. The Hot Tub

Jenna Jameson: I’m Pregnant!

Sienna Miller Is Smokin’!

Ghetto Baby Shower (video)

Politicians Have Dirty Names

Lindsay Lohan Forgot To Wear Something…

The Obama Celebrity Cabinet

200 Pot Plants Found In a Florida Mall

X Girls Y Cups

Britney Will Not Be At The VMA’s

Blogging From Prison

Bondage Lovers Happier, Less Anxious

Alessandra Ambrosio Gives Birth To A Girl

Kristen Bell Sept. 08 Maximal Magazine Spread

Danielle Lloyd’s Got Ass

Elsa Benitez Nude, As In, Completely

A Lesson for Those Studying Abroad

Mondays suck. Waking up in the morning seems impossible, there’s never any interesting news, and by the end of the day, any stress-relief achieved over the weekend has been replaced by a burning feeling of self-hate. But those days are over!

This is “The Week in Re-Boob,” a Monday-special round-up of all the hottest galleries from around the Web over the past week. That means all the hottest photo galleries of the hottest chicks in one place. It’s guaranteed to turn that Monday frown upside down.

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Thanks to the guy that gave us duck-like celebrity lips (I’m looking at you, Jenna Jameson), the g-spot can now be enlarged using a collagen injection known as the ‘G-shot’, making the elusive ‘button’ more sensitive and easier to find. Glad they figured this out, because before hearing about it, I was working on a very intrusive sonar device.

From the Daily Mail:

Rather like lip-plumping jabs, the treatment involves injecting collagen straight into the G-spot.

This not only enhances its sensitivity, but increases the width of the area to the size of a 10 pence piece.

It also raises the G-spot a quarter of an inch in height, making it much easier to find. And, as Caroline can testify, the results are tremendous. ‘I have quite literally never experienced anything quite like it,’ she says. ‘I had constant multiple orgasms which went on for hours.’

Hours of orgasms sounds pretty F’ing rad. Now, if only science could do something really useful, like find a cure for cancer…Oh yeah, they just did that, too.

Sure Maxim’s annual Hot 100 list is fun for a quick flip-through in the sh*tter, but it a lacks a certain something…Oh yeah, hardcore nudity!

Well, luckily for us all, the good people at Genesis have published their Porn’s Hot 100 XXX Star “It” List. Genesis picked the order based on “the opinion of our staff and some select industry insiders,” says their Website. I’m not exactly sure what “insider” means in the porn industry, but it’s probably coming from someone close to the, um, action.

Of course, a lot of the big names made the list. Terra Patrick came in at number two! Jenna Jameson, on the other hand, just barely squeaked by, landing the #100 slot. I guess drugs and eating disorders aren’t the miracle career-builder we thought…

Check out a pictorial tribute to the Top 10 at Fleshbot, here! [Very NSFW] And see who made the rest of the list at Genesis, here.

Vote on who you think should make porn’s Top 10 Hottest after the jump! (more…)

Rocio Guirao Diaz wears a thong [Bastardly]

“A Video Movie Could Improve Your Life” [Dlisted]

Britney brings her mess to the small screen [JustJared]

Jenna Jameson Wants You To Pleather Yourself [HollywoodTuna]

Yankees Sign Billy Crystal [Sports Illustrated]

Girls who speak in tongues are scary [YouTube]

Celebrity stoners talk about smoking refer [BittenAndBound]

Erin Andrews is still smokin’ [Extra Mustard]

The Orange Coast Dance Team knows how to party – NSFW [BarStoolSports]

Myspace Music Service is launching this year [TheDailySwarm]

Over the summer we broke the news that Jenna Jameson would be starring in her own comic book entitled Shadow Hunter from Virgin Comics (how ironic). Well, this past week the first issue finally hit the stands, and we snagged a copy to review.

Shadow Hunter is about a struggling tattoo artist named Jezzerie Jaden, who all her life has been experiencing vivid dreams of demons and monsters engaging in a war with angels. As a child they were entertaining but as a young adult they creep her out. Unfortunately for her, those visions are now coming to life and attacking her in the streets of New York City.

After an attack in Grand Central, Jezzerie learns the true reason behind the attacks: she is the daughter of the devil.

Jezzerie Jaden is based on Jenna’s likeness and personality; artist Mukesh Singh does a good job of transferring her sexiness onto the printed page. This is especially evident when Jezzerie becomes the Shadow Hunter, a leather clad goddess with black hair, tattoos and a G-string. While Jenna helped to create the back story (and having the final say on what happens in the book), the actual writer is a woman named Christina Z. Christina Z. is a former writer for Spin Magazine and co-creator of the popular comic book, Witchblade that eventually inspired a TV series on TNT. (more…)

Jessica Alba’s boobs are HUGE! [Egotastic]

Is Katie Holmes an Alien? [Just Jared]

Horse Jumps Car [Tasty Booze]

1 Hayden 2 cups [Hollywood Tuna]

This is THE only reason I still have MySpace [HGOM]

Yes. It comes in Kegs [Asylum]

K-Fed is a superstar [IDLYITW]

Jenna Jameson Announces Retirement – Video [Pop Crunch]

Popoholic’s Top 10 Celebrity Babes Of 2007! [Popoholic]

LSU Players Punk Herban Meyer [Losers With Socks]

Alicia Keys Looked Like a Wax Statue [Bastardly]

Being a college student, good grades and the hopes of graduating just aren’t cutting it when it comes to my personal motivation to get out of bed in the morning. What is my motivation, you ask? The chance of seeing a quality side-boob picture online!

The classic side-boob is not quite porn but it’s just naughty enough to put a smile on the face of any boob enthusiast browsing both Internets. Without further ado, let’s salute the 20 girls who have rocked the side-boob best.

Who is #1? Find out after the jump! (more…)