In this week’s Douche-Off, we wanted to go with douchebaguette Karen Owen, but, upon further review, we’ve all done the same thing – just not in PPT (excellent presentation, btw). So, who did we pick? Read on THEN VOTE, DOUCHES!

• How to kill a robot

• She always wanted to be a pornstar

• 10 reasons to hate hipsters

• Jenn Sterger spills on Brett’s unit

• Hot blonde bikini babe

• Pretty impressive

• Can a shemale get you pregnant?

Brett Farve is about to get a few more minutes in the spotlight, despite “retiring” earlier this week. Jenn Sterger, known primarily for being busty, claims that Farve sent her cock shots when she was a reporter and he was a member of the Jets. Even though they never hooked up, this still makes Farve a potential candidate for the “skeezy athletes who cheat on their wives” club.

The Super Bowl was a few weeks back and I hate to digress but a dude named Elton dropped us a line this morning saying, “I think Natalie Graves is the Sexiest Saints Fan I have ever seen. Would COED Magazine consider her for a Sexy Saints Fan shoot?”

If you’re a fan of crazy bastards riding violent beasts with nothing but leather and a giant pair of balls between life and death, then strap on your spurs and saddle-up for the PBR taking place in New York City from January 8th – 10th.  To honor these modern-day gladiators, we’ve put together the hottest cowgirls from around the net. Giddy-up!
Editors n… Click to read more

If you’re a fan of crazy bastards riding violent beasts with nothing but leather and a giant pair of balls between life and death, then strap on your spurs and saddle-up for the 50th Wrangler National Finals Rodeo, taking place in Las Vegas until Dec. 13th. The NFR, known as the “Super Bowl of rodeos,” features the top 15 competitors from ro… Click to read more

Urban Meyer’s Daughter Is a Yellow Jacket
Abigail Clancy Strips Down For Germany
Tina Fey Does Vanity Fair January 2009
This Is What Happens When You Hire 16-year-old Product Development Guys
Britney Spears Does Glamour, Star Academy And XFactor
Jenn Sterger Celebrates 25th Birthday
Plaxico Burress Update
Seagate’s Computer Rap Is Addict… Click to read more

Boston College In Hot Water Over Their Relationship with Victoria’s Secret
Boston College’s merchandising deal with racy lingerie peddler Victoria’s Secret is raising ire on campus and among the conservative, Catholic school’s alumni.
Since July, Victoria’s Secret stores have been selling university-themed clothing from 33 schools with str… Click to read more

In the world of sports, you have the athletes and then you have the female sportscasters. Not only do these vixens of stats and plays deliver awesome (and sometimes hilarious) sideline reporting and interviews, they add a woman’s touch to an ugly man’s world, making it all worthwhile–even when your team loses. From a sea of beauty, brain… Click to read more

Why Can’t I Use My Cell Phone on a Plane?
Strangely Sexy: 5 Fetishes You Might Have Missed
Little Girl Owned By Bench [video]

The First Jenn Sterger Jets Boob Photo Released
Check out the New American Idol Judge
Blake Lively Celebrated Her 21st Birthday!
If Gods Were Drafted Like Fantasy Football
Gentlemen, Start Your Lesbian Fantasies XVI
Playboy… Click to read more

What does Michael Phelps eat?
When Underwear is a Weapon
The Spears’ Mating Call
Scarlett Johansson’s Breasts Light-up Leno
Congress Vying For Porn-Free Internet?!
Douchebag Replaces Dumbass As Favorite Insult
Wait, What?
Jenn Sterger is a Jets Fan
This Is Why We Love UK’s Zoo Magazine
The Vagina List
James Franco on GQ Sept. 2008 Cove… Click to read more

ArmChairGM gives the list of hottest female athletes from their respective sports; it includes beauties like world champion downhill skier Kristi Leskinen pictured above.
I bet you didn’t know that the hottest basketball player Lauren Jackson was named 2007 WNBA player of the year and also has nudie pictures floating around the internet! See, jus… Click to read more