We showed the teaser trailer for Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie. Like most teasers, it offered very little in the way of details, but we did know it contained #shrim. We didn’t have to wait long as IGN just premiered the red band trailer. Highlights include Will Ferrell yelling “tequila!” while shooting a gun, Will Forte double fisting middle fingers, Zach Galifianakis in complete and utter shock, Chef Goldblum, John C Reilly eating fingers, and Robert Loggia chopping off fingers and hungering for human hearts. Though the budget isn’t a billion dollars, it definitely looks significantly better than one of their regular episodes. Check it out after the jump.

For those who watched the 83rd Annual Academy Awards Sunday night and were unimpressed, we’d like to take you back to the 61st and 62nd annual ceremonies thanks to the photography of Alan Light. Just about everybody enjoys taking a stroll down memory lane, and many times that jaunt can jog a fuzzy (and funny) sense of nostalgia. Back in ’89-’90, Natalie Portman was 7-8 years old, Kirk Douglas was 72-73 years old (I’ll let that sink in), Demi was still with Bruce, Tom Cruise wasn’t worshipping aliens, and River Phoenix was alive. The 61st edition was notable for not having a host while Rain Man swept most of the major categories. The 62nd ceremony saw Billy Crystal MC while Driving Miss Daisy picked up the most wins. Enjoy these rare red carpet and behind the scenes pics after the jump!

Megamind outsmarted the competish using telekinesis to remove $46 million from moviegoers. Funniest film of the year, “Due Date”, delivered at #2 with $32 mil and For Colored Girls came in third at $19 mil. 127 Hours, the survival tale featuring James Franco averaged $66k on 4 screens! People love amputation! This week features runaway train… Click to read more

This week’s TV schedule brings you comedy, reality, and hard time. So open up your mixed bag of awesome and see what’s in store!

Expendables shot its way to #1 whlie Eat Pray Queef ate prayed and queefed its way into the second slot. Scott Pilgrim failed to conquer America, coming in at #5. There are like 80 movies releasing this week, so you might want to grab a sandwich or a snack. Hold your breath, we’re goin’ in!

Piranha 3D
The Weinstein Company
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No lap will ever be safe until this guy is apprehended and placed behind bars.  From the geniuses who brought you “I Sit Down When I Pee” and “What Do You Call That?”, here is the sardonically irreverent classic “Sit On You.”… Click to read more

7 Places Greg Oden Would Rather Be Than Comic-Con
Aubrey O’Day’s Perfect Boobs
This Is How You Ruin A Wedding Party Photo
Who Owns A Blackberry Pearl?
Elisabetta Gregoraci is Unreal!!
Tree Shrew Lives on Beer But Doesn’t Get Drunk
Proof That Women Can’t Drive
Emmitt Smith is Taken Off “NFL Countdown”
“…Mom?! NOOOO!”
Don… Click to read more