May I suggest (for the single folk out there) an alternative solution to New Year’s resolutions. How about “I’m not going to hook up with girls who have their G-Strings visible.” Unfortunately, girls who prefer this ‘style’ breed only trouble and possible infections. Before you starve yourself of this particular pedigree of poon, we’ve got a farewell gift all lined up for you – tramp stamps and all. Who told you we didn’t care?

Every guy owns jeans. But is every guy wearing the right jeans? No. Absolutely not. That’s why we had to make this guide for every guy out there who has no idea what he’s doing when he’s buying his denim. If the words inseam, wash, and fit confuse the hell out of you (and maybe even scare you), then read on for the Stupid Guy’s Guide to Buying Jeans.

October 7th is Lee National Denim Day®, which was created in 1996 and has become one of the largest single-day fundraisers nationwide for breast cancer. In its first year, more than 3,000 companies signed up to participate, raising $1.4 million dollars. In the last 14 years, Lee National Denim Day has raised more than $80 million and has united nearly one million supporters nationwide on an annual basis. We’re creating awareness with this photo gallery of hot girls wearing nothing but blue jeans. Check it out then be sure to donate to the Breast Cancer Foundation after the jump.

No matter what kind of man you are, it’s impossible to deny the awesomeness that is the tight jeans and G-string combo. They go together like peaches and cream, whiskey and cigarettes, blow jobs and… more blow jobs. Often called a “whale tail,” this female apparel phenomenon seems to usually happen to girls who have fake tans and tr… Click to read more

It’s happened to everyone; you’re out the door on your way to a party when you decide to stop and pick up one of those classy overpriced six packs of microbrew only to find out the bottles are NOT twist off by nearly slicing your hand open. Why not pry the cap off using a flathead screwdriver you found in the garage? No. Don’t be that guy ever again. Equip yourself with these 6 bottle poppin’ additions to your party wardrobe. From head-to-toe, here we go!

I asked a handful of fine, fashion-conscious females ranging in profession from schoolteacher to professional stylist a slew of questions about the importance of blue jeans. Their insightful answers might just help you spend LESS time in them!

This one goes out to all you denim fans! The title is pretty self explanatory, below you’ll find dozens of girl wearing just jeans. Need we say more?… Click to read more

On November 11th we decided to giveaway a free pair of Nudie Jeans, along with White Denim’s new album Fits (iTunes) on CD, and a full-length vinyl copies of both Fits and White Denim’s first album, Exposion! on Twitter. Now it’s time to announce the winner. Congrats to @TheCountvon from Minneapolis, MN, you are now the proud owner of some Nudie Jeans and good music!

For today’s dose of awesomeness, we are giving away a free pair of Nudie Jeans, along with White Denim‘s new album Fits (iTunes) on CD, PLUS you’ll get full-length vinyl copies of both Fits and White Denim’s first album, Exposion! To Enter: If you haven’t already, simply follow us on Twitter (@coedmagazine), then send us this tweet: “RT @coedmagazine White Denim/Nudie Jeans Giveaway.” (Only entries with this exact tweet will be counted.) And that’s it.

There’s nothing a man can do to keep himself from staring at a woman’s butt when her thong is sticking out. NOTHING! Just a flash of that thing floating just above the waistline is enough to send us into a spat of fantasies so dirty, we can’t even begin to mention them. So instead, we’ll just give you a ton of glorious ‘whale tails’ and leave the dirty business up to you.

No matter what kind of man you are, it’s impossible to deny the awesomeness that is the tight jeans and G-string combo. They go together like peaches and cream, whisky and cigarettes, blow jobs and… more blow jobs. Often called a “whale tail,” this female apparel phenomenon seems to usually happen to girls who have fake tans and tramp stamps, so something tells us it’s not entirely accidental.

Q: White jeans? Alright for a straight man to wear? If so, is there a specific time of the year they are acceptable?
—Mike Stevens
A: Short answers: Yes. Of course. Not really.
We don’t know where the notion that only gay men can wear white jeans came from, but we don’t like it one bit. They’re are a required item in any Magnificent BastardR… Click to read more