Recently, Jean Claude Van Damme (“JCVD” doy) posted on his Facebook wall that his upcoming fight scene with Sly Stallone in Expendables 2 is “going to be memorable.” We’re pretty pumped. As a huge JCVD fan, I figured it was my job to let you know that today is The Muscles From Brussels’s birthday. The big guy turns 51 today (October 18th) so we dug up some interesting facts you might not have known about him. Check ‘em out after the jump.

In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, Tiger Woods “#1″ mistress is suing publications that ran a story suggesting she was happy her fiance died in 9/11, Eddie Murphy will host the Oscars, Soulja Boy apologized the troops, Caroline Wozniacki did Rafael Nadal, Justin Bieber crossed up Steve Nash, Kevin Durant’s tattoo might be more hideous than Maryland’s uniforms, Chuck Norris & JCVD might join Expendables 2, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

Who cares why or how this commercial makes sense? Did you see the title? All you need to know before watching this is that it has Jean Claude Van Damme and beer! Lionheart didn’t make any f*cking sense but that doesn’t stop you [me] from watching it over and over again. Unfortunately, we don’t get to see JCVD do crazy splits or collapse someone’s rib-cage but he does talk about stud penguins getting it on during mating season all while wearing a Canadian tux. Check out the video

Back in November, various media outlets reported Julia Roberts made $1.5 million to appear in Lavazza ad. She did not have to speak. She only had to smile and wink. You know there is good money to be made if even Saint Brangelina is not immune (Angelina shilled for Shiseido in Japan and Brad’s efforts can be seen below). More often than not celebrities will shill abroad. And while it can be argued whether or not it makes financial sense for the advertisers to hand over so much cash for celebrities, they are still willing to fork it over (not sans insurance natch, you never know when you have next Tiger Woods or Wayne Rooney on your hands). Meanwhile we can get a few giggles out of latest celebrity endorsements.

COED’s Most Anticipated Movies of 2010 hailed the film adaptation of “Arrested Development” as the most eagerly awaited release for this past year. So, what makes us want to see a movie? It could be our admiration for certain actors or directors, or it could be as simple as a bad-ass poster or tagline. Whatever the case may be, we’ve combed Variety’s Film Release Chart for the movies releasing in 2011 that could be on your “Best Of” list come this time next year. Without further ado, COED presents our list of the Most Anticipated Movies of 2011. See the full list after the jump!

Dolph Lundgren has portrayed just about every kind of ass-kicking persona Hollywood could create. In honor of the release of Dolph Lundgren Is The Killing Machine, we ran down some of his more memorable quotes from his best movies.

After the early success of The Expendables, it’s only natural that word of a sequel is already out. Everyone will have their speculations as to what actors should join the greatest action ensemble ever, including me. Although there are numerous unknowns who’ve cut their teeth in dozens of action flicks, The Expendables 2 deserves more household names and faces to share the explosions and fighting that gave every man with a pair a grin from ear to ear. Hopefully Arnold (if politically possible) and Bruce will get more screen time in the sequel, but the following actors should definitely be considered for major roles regardless.

When it comes to martial-arts, womanizing, full-splits and sweet dance moves, not many can go toe-to-toe with Jean Claude Van Damme, “The Muscles from Brussels.”
Born in Belgium, JCVD spent the earlier years of his life lifting weights and kicking ass, earning a black belt in karate before most kids get their first boner.
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Bruce Lee kicked ass – no doubt about it – but most bozos don’t go any further than Enter the Dragon for their Karate flick kicks. We here at CO-ED are proud to present you with some American-style chopsocky – let’s call it chopsuey.
10. The Karate Kid (1984)
Before you roll your eyes, check yourself. Even with two-decades wort… Click to read more