Does everyone in the world know Philip Rivers is a hardcore no-sex-before-marriage kinda guy? Dude went to NC State, which doesn’t exactly scream “keep it in your pants”. So, it’s kind of jarring to see him preach about “the gift of virginity” in the video you’re about to see. But, in terms of his rivalry with former Broncos QB Jay Cutler, it makes sense. Jay’s a diabetic who CRUSHES Jack Daniel’s and, in my opinion, punked Kristin Cavallari so he could get anal while Rivers married his high school sweetheart and is expecting a sixth child. Check out the video along with funny pics of each QB’s faces then vote in our poll after the jump.

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April 29th is Jay Cutler‘s birthday! No, not the ginormous bodybuilder Jay Cutler, we’re talkin’ about Mr. Kristin Cavallari Jay Cutler. Earlier this week, we told you the diabetic Bears bomber got engaged to the former Laguna Beach bombshell. Our knee jerk reaction is huh? She’s a blonde Barbie from the OC and Jay’s a Bieber-hair-wearin,’ sour-pussed, open-mouthed gunslinger from… no joke… Santa Claus, Indiana. Something tells us Kristin couldn’t name 5 Bears on the current team. Ah, to be rich and famous. Those harsh Lake Superior winds might have Kristin pushing for a trade to Miami. Anyway, it’s no secret that Cutler gets teased for the the faces he makes. Personally, I can sympathize – I have to look at Eli’s dumbfounded mug every time he throws a pick in the redzone. Anyway, to celebrate Jay’s big birthday / engagement week, we’ve compiled a photo gallery of his many funny faces.

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