What 80′s or 90′s slasher horror film isn’t complete without some sort of damsel in distress frantically running from their would-be tormentor in Jason, Freddy, or Michael? As they crash through their pitch black dreams into the open arms of the terrifying Freddy Krueger, we couldn’t help but feel at least slightly sorry for them. In celebration of the ninth release in this franchise’s storied history, we give you the women of Elm Street, some of whom turned out to be luckier than others.

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