Jarah’s a 27 year old Sports Illustrated and Victoria’s Secret model who’s graced the cover of Complex’s 5th anniversary issue and had roles in Minority Report and on Rescue Me. It’s super f***ing cold in NYC today, which means everyone’s pissed off and yearning for the days of December when it was 50. Hopefully, these pics of Jarah in a series of Roxy bikinis will warm your souls, you heartless b-tards.

In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, Netflix’s new DVD service “Qwikster” has a Twitter account and it’s run by a pot-smoking Elmo, Legend of Zelda gets a Lady Gaga soundtrack, Avatar + Atari = Avatari, Kiddex looks tasty, Polly Parsons is the next Jessica Jane Clement, Jessica Rafalowski is the next Kate Upton, Tom Selleck’s mustache pops up in the most popular movies, the Foo Fighters played for Westboro Baptist Church, Darth Vader threw out the first pitch, Wayne Gretzky’s daughter is hot, and you can now get ODB food stamp cards. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

• Threats Against President Obama

• Ten Awesome Live News TV Blunders

• Jarah Mariano Has My Vote For SI ’10

• 66 Models In Red Lingerie

• Awesome Keg Stand Faceplant

• Carly Zucker Is A WAG To Watch

The 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is still hot off the presses, and we here at COED are beside ourselves with horniness glee over all the super sexy supermodels in this year’s edition. But instead of just idly browsing through photos, we’ve decided to help you get in on the action – by “poking” your favorite 2009 SI Swimsuit model! (On Facebook, of course.)

We couldn’t think of any way better to honor the 2008 Summer Games in Beijing than building an entire wall of the hottest Asian chicks on the Web. What we didn’t expect was to develop a full-blown Asian fetish by the time we got done sorting through all the glorious pictures. And God willing, you will too. Enjoy!







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Marisa Miller was a rookie. Petra and Heidi were rookies. Brooklyn Decker and Tori Praver were rookies in 2007. The following girls are first-time SI Swimsuit Issue models, so know that any one of them could grace the 2009 SI Swimsuit Issue cover this time next year.
Check out the collection of 2008 SI Swimsuit Issue Rookies after the jump!… Click to read more